Sunday, September 4, 2022

Genie movie was good

Agree better than expected

Like definitely marketed incorrectly

Does anyone have some crystal meth they could spare a brother in need?

Straight up the kindest way to ask for meth

You feeling the crash today Bender?

Lol did Evan crash his bike?

If so, did it fix the tire?

He almost got pasted by a car

Wowza

Yeah I was a naughty boy

But thanks I’m fine I know you just wanted to tell everyone though

I was really wondering if you are hurting from it today

Nah I’m good just a wee scratch

Best possible scenario, no helmet too lucky you didn’t crack your egg

There is no reason to continue discussing this

It was agility Matt, not luck

Ok it never happened

Nah I’m just playing but yeah it was stupid of me

I mean I run stop signs all the time she was going fast

Yeah she really was flying down that hill

Wait so did you get hit by a car?

Or avoid it?

No I avoided it

I threw my bike down basically

And fell to the ground as well

It was as close as you can come to getting hit, like amazing that he didn't

It was quite close

Well I suppose it’s good you’re not dead/injured

Yes I suppose that one could argue that is good

Matt, what are the odds on a good Yorsh today?

I’ll have to check to see if we are still stocked

Please check, this is important

It appears we do have some

Oh happy day

It’s such a perfect day

Now that I’m Yorshing with you

Ohhh such a perfect day

We’re yorshing on and on

Hell yeah

Do y’all even know what a yorsh truly is?

Shut up, bitch

It’s not just taking a shot

I said shut up!

Russian mixed drink consisting of beer thoroughly mixed with an ample quantity of vodka.

It’s a beer vodka mixed drink

And you’re supposed to chug it

Good lord will somebody please shut this man up

So please stop misappropriating yorsh

With your weak ass shots

That’s it

I’m going to steam

Already there my dude

There is a line for the multi level gloryholes

ALREADY

Lots of assholes that look like the Lincoln Tunnel though

Including mine

And cullens from all that fingering yesterday

How late did you guys hang

Everyone left by like 7

Ahhh

I got high and kicked them out

Just stumbled upon this exchange from last night

I appear to have been confused

We just tried to sit down and watch the series finale of Better Call Saul except my TV downloader grabbed a shitty porn with 2 enormous black chicks tossing around a tiny red haired girl instea

That’s fucking tight

Did you watch the whole thing?

You gotta see that shit through

Jen made me turn it off after 5 mins

Safe to say you’re a horny boy?

Just enough time to crank one out

Are we talking bbw or Amazonian?

BBW

Def along the lines of crush fetish

They were smushing the tiny red head with their tits

Nice play on a Dril classic

Lol

Dril is basically the Simpsons at this point, there’s a tweet for everything

I thought I was making that porn comment in this thread…

https://twitter.com/uberfacts/status/1566389867185152000?s=21&t=7uMNgKeszmBJjnju2sez0w

How did they conduct this research?

https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1566523740778729473?s=21&t=HTjc7I7egqApk5eknL_UEA

https://twitter.com/alexcaruso/status/1566473546347544580?s=21&t=7uMNgKeszmBJjnju2sez0w