Friday, June 17, 2022



The guy that plays homelander is so good at being psychotic

It’s like Christian bale from American psycho

True

https://twitter.com/lmfaowith/status/1537603515350228999?s=21&t=902A5XPapbDFt4vOqk_3FA

*bussy

Cullen tell us about the new drake album

I heard it is bad

Looks like whoever that is is saying yes

That is the son of Elendil, the grandson of Amandil, Lord of Andúnië, and you know it bro

Hmmm

But what has he done for me lately?

I’m going to listen to the new drake album today I’ll let you know what I think

Yeah I haven’t listened to it yet

Honestly I might as well since I won’t be working hard

I more or less qualify as a Drake fan

Evan, will you write for me today?

What needs writing

If it’s about age of empires I got you

Apparently that drake album is like a dance music album?

Well, my boss is looking for a white paper on the viability of mounted camels against traditional cavalry

Now this I can write

It will depend of course on the individual unit but the exchange is highly favorable

Filthy saracens

Evan, please incorporate Dan’s external advice into the paper

Dan, I will get accounting to send you an invoice for your consulting

My understanding is that the purview of this paper is strictly age of empires

I will need to renegotiate my fee if you’d like to broaden the overall scope

No, just throw it in a footnote

Sounds reasonable

The club beats on this Drake album are strong but his singing isn’t bringing much to the picture

except “your pussssssy is callin my name” is pretty fun

See this is my kind of review

Anyone got a widdo mouf update?

Fucked

new Foals album is better than the new Drake album

Today is Friday
Two enormous fudge dragons
A third is a must!

Haipu!!!!

Two loads will enter
One load will be flushed away
The thunder dome, bitch

Cullen

What’s your Elden ring build?

Don’t fat roll Cullen

I’m a thicc vagabond

I have some news

I have decided to abscond from writing the requested white paper on camels v mounted cavalry and decided to walk my dog to laurelhurst

🫡

Can you make me some vecna bussy porn instead?

Say no more fam

Drinkin beer at laurelhurst?

Hmmm

420 Hoeny

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1537674908179865600?s=20&t=45EXo59rOb15V-5g53qDhw

Fuuuuuck

Glad I’m not on that list

I’m gay and dead

Really bro?

No

😞

Eat pant, bitch

Love that