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  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The guy that plays homelander is so good at being psychotic
  4. It’s like Christian bale from American psycho
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    True
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/lmfaowith/status/1537603515350228999?s=21&t=902A5XPapbDFt4vOqk_3FA
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen tell us about the new drake album
  9. I heard it is bad
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Looks like whoever that is is saying yes
    Cullen Conway
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    That is the son of Elendil, the grandson of Amandil, Lord of Andúnië, and you know it bro
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  14. But what has he done for me lately?
  15. Matt avatar
    I’m going to listen to the new drake album today I’ll let you know what I think
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I haven’t listened to it yet
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly I might as well since I won’t be working hard
  18. Matt avatar
    I more or less qualify as a Drake fan
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, will you write for me today?
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What needs writing
  21. If it’s about age of empires I got you
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Apparently that drake album is like a dance music album?
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well, my boss is looking for a white paper on the viability of mounted camels against traditional cavalry
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now this I can write
  25. It will depend of course on the individual unit but the exchange is highly favorable
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Only in aoe
  27. In real life, Arab soldiers would ride camels in transit but mount horses for combat
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Filthy saracens
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, please incorporate Dan’s external advice into the paper
  30. Dan, I will get accounting to send you an invoice for your consulting
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My understanding is that the purview of this paper is strictly age of empires
  32. I will need to renegotiate my fee if you’d like to broaden the overall scope
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    No, just throw it in a footnote
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds reasonable
  35. Matt avatar
    The club beats on this Drake album are strong but his singing isn’t bringing much to the picture
  36. except “your pussssssy is callin my name” is pretty fun
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    See this is my kind of review
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone got a widdo mouf update?
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fucked
  40. Matt avatar
    new Foals album is better than the new Drake album
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Today is Friday
    Two enormous fudge dragons
    A third is a must!
    Evan BbbenderCullen Conway
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Haipu!!!!
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
  44. Two loads will enter
    One load will be flushed away
    The thunder dome, bitch
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen
  46. What’s your Elden ring build?
  47. Matt avatar
    Don’t fat roll Cullen
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m a thicc vagabond
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have some news
  50. I have decided to abscond from writing the requested white paper on camels v mounted cavalry and decided to walk my dog to laurelhurst
  51. 🫡
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can you make me some vecna bussy porn instead?
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Say no more fam
  54. Matt avatar
    Drinkin beer at laurelhurst?
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 Hoeny
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    https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1537674908179865600?s=20&t=45EXo59rOb15V-5g53qDhw
  59. Fuuuuuck
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Glad I’m not on that list
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m gay and dead
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Really bro?
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  64. 😞
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Eat pant, bitch
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yummy cummy tummy
    Evan Bbbender
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love that