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Thursday, June 9, 2022

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes, that was creative
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Movie idea
  3. Bottom gun
  4. Just cullen listening to bottom music for 2 hours
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Id fux
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That porno has to exist
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    How much cum would a hoeny boy come if a hoeny boy could come cum
    Cullen Conway
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The answer to this is actually known as the HOEN coefficient
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    C=um^2
    Evan Bbbender
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Close
  11. C(um)^2
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/cobie/status/1534889265385054208?s=21&t=u2fXgusumnVXwvcezY1HPQ
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Happy 6/9 everyone
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thanks, Kyle
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a great day to 69
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly, I cannot partake
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just double mask
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I take it you’re still Covid negative then
  20. Which is astounding
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alysa has been isolating
  22. And wearing a mask when not
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol are you sleeping on the couch then
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Air mattress but yeah
  25. But leading up to her being symptomatic I was exposed
  26. But that would have been a week ago
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cheng-dû
  28. Matt avatar
    Jen has book club here tomorrow so I might be out for a drinka
  29. Though it looks wet
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Some like it wet
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Could we drunkenly crash book club?
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I woke up on the hoeny side of the bed today
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    HEY BABY I GOT A BOOK FOR YA
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    The world was about Kyle today
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The world is about Kyle everyday
    Cullen Conway
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wordle, sorry
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A story, in one picture:
  38. Matt avatar
    anyone interested in seeing that Cronenberg movie tomorrow night?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heroin and Häagen-Dazs
  40. ?
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d perhaps be down to see that movie
  42. As I would like to see it
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’d be interested also
  44. Wen and where
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Probably at laurelhurst
  46. During book club
  47. Matt avatar
    not playing til 10 at laurelhurst. its at 6:30 or 9:15 at hollywood
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well hollywood has better pizza
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sounds like hollywood is the better option then
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    9:15?
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d prefer the earlier, but I won’t be able to commit until tomorrow either way
  52. Matt avatar
    Yea I could do either. If we do later I could do dinner before or if we do earlier I’d be down for a lil drinker after
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s do earlier if we go then
    Matt
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    I could be down for a pre-movie HH drink, if I test negative
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    If cullens going I NEED TO BE THERE
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Test my dick
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its positie
  58. Postive
  59. fuck it.
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Positive my dick
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol nice
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck it
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck it
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 engorged clit
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    420 BLAZE MY DICK KYLE !!!!
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Damnt
  69. I really wanted that one
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    engorged clit victory
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I hate you engorged clit
    Cullen Conway
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    a proper battle today