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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys remember game of thrones? Man that show was so good for like 7 years
    Daniel Miller
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    Better idea. It’s called haipu. A frequent haiku about a recent shit I took.

    A desecration
    Asshole on fire, redhot poo
    Stain still on toilet
    Cullen Conway
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Naked and afraid
    It hurts when I push too hard
    Tushy in ass hole
    Daniel Miller
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Very nice
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That second line is too many syllables tho
  6. You need to play more ghost of Tsushima
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
  8. I’ve peaked
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would any of you describe your shids as “rough and tumble”?
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shit in my mouth
    Kyle Derrick
  11. Matt avatar
    Elon Fat rolls in Elden Ring what a chode
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wut
  13. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1529464314389835777
  14. man I hate this country
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You copping that tee?
  16. Matt avatar
    Which one
  17. da share z0ne
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh they don’t have that as a shirt
  19. But here’s a pretty good one
  20. Matt avatar
    I do have a couple dsz shirts
  21. cops engaged the shooter before he went in the school and gave up to wait for bigger guns
  22. cops are worthless
  23. more kids killed in schools this year than cops on duty
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah they see a gun and are like nice I’ve got one of those too we’ll played
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    An off duty border patrol agent then charged into the school without waiting for backup and killed the shooter, thus proving that one good guy with a gun… 🤦‍♂️
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If it weren’t for guns we would have no way to stop gun violence
  27. Somebody better call the cops on me because I am literally blowing up my toilet right now
  28. It is absolute mayhem in here
  29. Matt avatar
    better call in the bomb squad to blow up half your block instead of diffusing
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Too late ⏰
  31. I just blew up the entire block
  32. Similar to this incident, but with shit
  33. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pedestrian.tv/news/did-cyril-schreiner-ruin-his-sewerage-pipes-orbeez-investigation/amp/
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sweaty from shidding
    Why am I horny right now
    Flushing the horny
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a banger
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s indeed a banger
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would you visit the past to have sex with yourself?
  38. Matt avatar
    I’d fuck me hard
    Cullen Conway
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is past or current you the bottom?
  40. Matt avatar
    mutual masturbation
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mutual mondays are back people!!!
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Interesting
  43. I’m not sure mutual masturbation even counts as sex
  44. Matt avatar
    You saying I’m not fucking myself good enough in this time travel hypothetical?
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My initial question was would you visit the past to have SEX with yourself?
  46. Not handjob
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    Does a medicinal ♋️ count?
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Definitely not a medicinal. Purely sexual is more of a grey area
  49. Matt avatar
    so teh only gay sex is butt sex?
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I said 69 is a grey area
  51. Unless medicinal
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Another big question: what defines virginity for homosexuals?
  53. Because I don’t think handjobs and blowjobs count as losing your virginity
  54. Daniel Miller avatar

    Plop, I awaken
    Twirling around, dance of bowl
    Look up, hi roundeye
    Cullen Conway
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    This a PPV?
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Today I shided
    Tumultuous fards abound
    Tushy is my savior
    Cullen Conway
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Poop Point-of View?
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a love.
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is the round eye a brown eye??
  60. A brown round??
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its meant to evoke pathos Cullen
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    It did
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd_c9LdBwHD/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
  64. Fuck that
  65. It’s like 8 year old me picked the movies
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Top Gun is getting very high marks huh?
  67. Matt avatar
    strong lineup at hollywood
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    That is a strong lineup, 8 year old Kyle
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I guess hollywood doesn’t duck around
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bender shid and fard
    And play Ghost of Tsushima
    Yet still no haipu
    Kyle Derrick
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He without honor
    Understands not the haiku
    His shid has no grace
  72. His fard cum and shid
    Are swallowed by the toilet
    They meet the same fate
    Cullen Conway
  73. It is a good thing
    To teach a man to cum
    To make his cum yours
  74. He who cums the most
    Achieves the greatest pleasure
    But not who cums most
  75. Without cum no life
    Without life there is no cum
    All things from pleasure
  76. George Clooney is far
    More handsome than Johnny depp
    He controls my cum
  77. Life on cum island
    A man will know only cum
    The world is his
  78. Cum cum cum shid fard
    Cum shid cum shid fard shid cum
    Cum cum cum cum cum
    Kyle Derrick
  79. Try playing this game
    You will not last 5 minutes
    Without making cum
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 blaze it
    Kyle wins the day again
    37 points
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    What’s the scoreboard looking like
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’re behind by 2
  84. The rest is bad
  85. Matt avatar
    I’m winning hearts and minds
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are you though?
  87. Matt avatar
    Like a bombing campaign, absolutely