Wednesday, May 25, 2022

You guys remember game of thrones? Man that show was so good for like 7 years

Naked and afraid
It hurts when I push too hard
Tushy in ass hole

That second line is too many syllables tho

You need to play more ghost of Tsushima

I’ve peaked

Would any of you describe your shids as “rough and tumble”?

Shit in my mouth

Elon Fat rolls in Elden Ring what a chode

Wut

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1529464314389835777

man I hate this country

You copping that tee?

Which one

da share z0ne

Oh they don’t have that as a shirt

But here’s a pretty good one

I do have a couple dsz shirts

cops engaged the shooter before he went in the school and gave up to wait for bigger guns

cops are worthless

more kids killed in schools this year than cops on duty

Yeah they see a gun and are like nice I’ve got one of those too we’ll played

An off duty border patrol agent then charged into the school without waiting for backup and killed the shooter, thus proving that one good guy with a gun… 🤦‍♂️

If it weren’t for guns we would have no way to stop gun violence

Somebody better call the cops on me because I am literally blowing up my toilet right now

It is absolute mayhem in here

better call in the bomb squad to blow up half your block instead of diffusing

Too late ⏰

I just blew up the entire block

Similar to this incident, but with shit

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pedestrian.tv/news/did-cyril-schreiner-ruin-his-sewerage-pipes-orbeez-investigation/amp/

Sweaty from shidding
Why am I horny right now
Flushing the horny

That’s indeed a banger

Would you visit the past to have sex with yourself?

I’d fuck me hard

Is past or current you the bottom?

mutual masturbation

Mutual mondays are back people!!!

Interesting

I’m not sure mutual masturbation even counts as sex

You saying I’m not fucking myself good enough in this time travel hypothetical?

My initial question was would you visit the past to have SEX with yourself?

Not handjob

Does a medicinal ♋️ count?

Definitely not a medicinal. Purely sexual is more of a grey area

so teh only gay sex is butt sex?

I said 69 is a grey area

Unless medicinal

Another big question: what defines virginity for homosexuals?

Because I don’t think handjobs and blowjobs count as losing your virginity

This a PPV?

Today I shided
Tumultuous fards abound
Tushy is my savior

Poop Point-of View?

Is the round eye a brown eye??

A brown round??

It did

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd_c9LdBwHD/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Fuck that

It’s like 8 year old me picked the movies

Top Gun is getting very high marks huh?

strong lineup at hollywood

That is a strong lineup, 8 year old Kyle

I guess hollywood doesn’t duck around

Bender shid and fard
And play Ghost of Tsushima
Yet still no haipu

He without honor
Understands not the haiku
His shid has no grace

His fard cum and shid
Are swallowed by the toilet
They meet the same fate

It is a good thing
To teach a man to cum
To make his cum yours

He who cums the most
Achieves the greatest pleasure
But not who cums most

Without cum no life
Without life there is no cum
All things from pleasure

George Clooney is far
More handsome than Johnny depp
He controls my cum

Life on cum island
A man will know only cum
The world is his

Cum cum cum shid fard
Cum shid cum shid fard shid cum
Cum cum cum cum cum

Try playing this game
You will not last 5 minutes
Without making cum

420 blaze it
Kyle wins the day again
37 points

What’s the scoreboard looking like

You’re behind by 2

The rest is bad

I’m winning hearts and minds

Are you though?

Like a bombing campaign, absolutely