Friday, May 6, 2022

Stuck in Houston due to thunderstorms. Homie next to me at the bar just ordered cocaine on speaker phone, fucking chill.

You’re in good ol Hudson OH?

I am not

oh Houston

I can not read

Did you have him order some for you too?

How is Hudson?

It’s riveting

Still perplexed by the guy ordering coke inside an airport

On speaker phone

Ask him how that is gonna work

I’m guessing he will pick it up after

It appears he works at this bar

so you’re bringing us souvenirs from Houston?

Cullen, are you still in Hudson?

Trapped overnight?

You have no idea

We finally got out after midnight, flew to New Orleans. It the weather was over the airport so we did circles over Mississippi until we ran out of fuel and returned to Houston to refue

Then we turned around and flew back

Got to my hotel at 5am

It was brutal, but whipping air shitties over Mississippi was p tight

Did you score some blow?

No, but I have Molly

Mountain is getting pounded this weekend I think

What’s an air shitties?

Air circles

Donuts if you will

And there was a drunk bachelorette talking insanely fast and loud the entire time across the aisle from us

Could have maybe scored blow from her as well

Do you really have molly?

I have a pill Liam gave me months ago, yes

Probably gonna do it tomorrow night at Jazz fest for Eryka Badu

Then wander the streets

It’s a Fomzy moon rock in fact

Is it just you and Amanda?

Yeah

You should probably not take that molly

We’re splitting it

Ah. That’s a better approach

Indeed

Conversely, maybe Amanda should take the whole thing

And you just get annihilated drunk

Hoeny

Don’t micro manage this Kyle

I’m not splitting that monkey

slurp that ape juice

I will

I can’t wait to split that monkey

How much Zatarains have you consumed?

It better be loads

Don’t twink shame

I’m getting down to trans twerk music

Big Freedia killing it

Did you split that monkey?

I did not bring drugs to the fest today

You don’t want to stay up til 5am again?

I do know one thing tho ☝️

My pp it grow and grow

Saturday through Sunday Monday Monday through sunday whoa

Maybe you like my pp

Maybe I like yours too

Whoa

So sit down in that double glory bro

I sure could go for some alcohol and cogs

🐀

Do you think the smoke god follows rat on IG? Perhaps we can track him down that way

I track him using the smoke god app

How much $?

It’s free if you turn in 20 packs of cigs

That’s not cheap

If you’re smoking cigs anyways it is

Fair enough.

Man, people are next level D&S here

The S I attribute to being in the south

The 90 degree heat and humidity is enhancing the D

Gross

That sounds disgusting

Would you describe your bussy bouquet as salty or sour?

I’m watching Busta Bussy Rhymes currently

Break ya fucking bussy

Well I need a beer

Kyle do you have Covid or not

Alysa tested negative earlier via home test. But she has a sore throat and has a pending pcr test.

I have not tested because I feel fine and her test was negative

And she has quarantined in our bedroom and wears a mask otherwise

So I’m considering myself unrestricted drinking free agent

Bunch of super spreaders over here

I can take a covid test if you wanna get a drink

Do you want to get a beer

?

Yes

Meet rat 430?

Sure

What if we kissed under the double decker glory hole at Steam?

I think I heard him shout out cullen in there

Cullen, are you still in Hudson?

Knock a pussy out yeah on the couch yeah

Guys I made this dragon instead of working today

It’s body kind of looks like a dragon I made today. If you know what I mean

Check the time stamp bruh

I mean yours is clearly first

Shing-dû