Monday, May 2, 2022

I just watched those junkies from Friday come back and steal my neighbors punching bag

Though he was asking for it to be stolen and I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner

Though would not have expected it in the middle of the day

Does he punch his punching bag in the driveway?

Yes

Well, I’ve never seen him using it, but it was in his driveway

What do you suppose they’re doing with a 100lb heavy bag?

It’s one of those human shaped ones

oh hell yeah

those rule

I’m guessing they will try and sell it

For drugs

Does it have a cranial FH?

bet i could fuck it

Anything is fuckable if you’re honey enough

There’s some truth

Is truth fuckable?

Keep my truth’s name outcha mouth

420 raisin

Masterfully executed

Anyone else tryna go to sizzler?

I’m going there with heather for her birthday

Fuck yeah