Friday, November 26, 2021

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1464323275459379209?s=21

😮

Sucks

But they sure fucked the saints up good

Oh man

I’m going to laurelhurst if anyone wants to have a stammer

A Stammer?

Stammies

I thought you were too hungover for beer?

Lol yeah right I’ll never stop

You seeing a movie?

Or you going to the park

Just going to the park

Saw that French dispatch movie

It was good

I want to see it

It’s quite fun

And funny

And lea seydoux is naked a lot and sexy

I am at laurelhurst

I am also at laurelhurst

Where

Fucking liar

Scoring some dope from the homeless camp

Nice

Nice

Happy brown Friday everyone

Broen

I am very hungover good god

This walk is tough

Dance with the devil last night?

Satan himself

I voluntarily announced that I liked the pumpkin pie more than the apple, only to find out that the pumpkin pie was store bought and Amanda’s cousin made the apple pie. Her cousin got very sad.

Well frances and rye pulled the turkey carcass off of the island in Dan & slices kitchen and were tearing it ti pieces on the floor

Lol I bet you loved that

And just cackled rather than helped

It was hilarious

Heather was freaking out

I doubt Francis pulled it down to be fair

That would be impressive if she did

Yeah she can’t go that high

But it’s really funny

It’s like something that would happen in a movie

That’s really funny

Did they eat much of it or did you stop them?

Evan definitely didn’t stop them. Wasn’t there but I’m sure of it

Perhaps Heather did

Heather stopped it as soon as it was discovered

Lol

How long do you think they had it?

Hard to say as I was very drunk and my memory is poor

😈

Was Marna drunk?

No not especially

What about Dan?

We had a lot of cocktails

Perhaps I’ll have a cocktail

Bring me a chiggen

Yeah Heather was mad at me

Please don’t

😦

Fuuuuuck

What’s behind door number 2?

Hahahahahaha

That was me

I’m sorry I got too drunk I was really loaded

Hahahaha

Amazing

Apparently Alice was also quite drunk

And just kind of stood by watching it happen

(According to heather)

I’m horngry

I’m eating leftovers Dan

Isn’t that what today is all about

I had a burrito this morning

Is that carcass stew a joke!

?*

That’s hilarious

Are you going to eat it

I can’t imagine anything would love through the boiling process

You don’t use the broth?

You know how expensive bone broth is at New Seasons?

Damn that was a good burn

Like a really solid one

Gonna have to remember that

I’m going to get naked and lie cold and shamed on my bathroom floor after that

Solid way to respond

Anyone want to get a beer

Or a nuss

Fuck it I’m gonna take a nap

I ordered lovelies and I’m just gonna lay low and eat pizza