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Friday, October 29, 2021

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is there anything going on after the childrens bday party?
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Children’s bedtime
  4. Followed by quiet time
  5. Followed by adult bedtime
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    There will be an adults only party
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s baron harkonnen themes
  9. Working out the details
  10. Get your bussy ready though. Gonna get wild
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yum
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Glad I asked, guess I won’t do all my diese fire at the childrens party
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Take your shrooms instead
  15. Kyler just overthrew Antoine Wesley
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/ai_restaurants/status/1453914800807940102?s=21
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/evanodette/status/1453914474281377792?s=21
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Did you notice the sweet baby rays bbq on the shelf?
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I did
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I told ye I did
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/donaldsevin/status/380867752904253440?s=21
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen, I imagine this is what Amanda sees when you get home after a night of you biking and drinking:
  24. https://imgur.com/l4k3Bqu
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/obamaeracons/status/1454103087774380038?s=21
    Cullen Conway
  27. It’s so bad
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, that one goes a bit too far
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s horrible
  30. But expected
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/tiedyeninjas/status/1453859122630119428?s=21
  32. Evan you have your tickets to this yet?
  33. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/yesTHATamir/status/1453843015123050498
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
  35. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1453937984164663299
  36. https://twitter.com/NFTDicPic/status/1453474034176253954
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I prefer the penis shaped shid smoking weed
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1451717656143220738
  39. I prefer the hairy rasta dick on satans throne
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m on the whitelist
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God that is also a good one
  42. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/muenzenberg_w/status/1453833013972934659
    Evan Bbbender
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
  45. Matt avatar
    I love fooling my watch into thinking I stood up. Now I get to sit on my ass for another whole hour. Stupid watch
  46. Steam wen?
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I need to download a virtual machine so I took today’s lunch for a walk
  48. Matt avatar
    Age of Empires 4 came out yesterday are you guys gonna try it?
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Def gonna try it
  50. Doesn’t look excellent so far
  51. Matt avatar
    Weak
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t know why they tried to remake the GREATEST RTS OF ALL TIME
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it really wasn’t necessary
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Walking the strip and it’s literally blunts and daiquiris lining the sides
  55. Really bizarre
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where is your blunt
  57. Where is your daiquiri?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m scared
  59. Matt avatar
    Don’t be puss
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Be buss
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan, how is operation STEAM going
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s not happening at all actually I was just eating lunch
    Matt
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I know I fucked up but fret not
  64. Next week we’ll be back bigly
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe I should stream a 1v1 and you can do commentary
    Matt
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now that’s fucking steamy
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    You down?
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can do that
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    10 minutes?
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am READY
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    gonna be a bit longer now. Stupid NFTs are killing me today
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fine I’m gonna shower and read a book
  74. And absolutely not work
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
  76. Work or you play that game?
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    O Kyle, I work at an NFT company now.
  78. It just kind of happened.
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  80. Completely different job than your last crypto one?
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, same people. We just started an NFT company.
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ah okay that makes more sense
  83. Gotta make those dollars
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    SOL Kyle. Please.
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dollars are for the kleptocrats
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you paid in SOL?
  88. I was able to get my company to pay my in 1inch
  89. Daniel Miller avatar
    Mostly in dollars. Some in SOL
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s fun, it’s like gambling with your paycheck
  91. But without the middleman
  92. I guess your company is the middleman
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    ya
  94. We are middlemen AND a woman.
  95. Middleman
  96. middlewoman
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How progressive
  98. Daniel Miller avatar
    My boss looks like a wrestler.
  99. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ooo he has a Wikipedia page
  101. Baller
  102. Daniel Miller avatar
    yeah, I asked him how he got a wikipedia page
  103. “I gave a bunch of money to wikipedia”
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  105. Creating that GNU bash shell wasn’t enough?
  106. Daniel Miller avatar
    You’d think it would be
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah, I did that once and yet—here we are, still no Wikipedia page
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your boss seems old to be wrapped up in crypto/NFT etc
  109. Perhaps that’s why generalizations are bad
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah most people in crypto are like 19. But there’s a whole different side to it that has a bunch of really nerdy computer scientists doing hard stuff
  111. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The real work
  112. Man, I bikes to my dr appt and wet leaves on the ground are sketchy as fuck
  113. Especially on an incline
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
  115. Or else how would you end up with jungle freaks
  116. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or any of them
  117. Daniel Miller avatar
    lot of college kids
  118. Lot of foreigners too
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Best NFT
  120. Best!
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ya, lot of that.
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
  123. Best!
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God that shit is dumb
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
  126. Times Square BB
  127. Daniel Miller avatar
    Whoa
  128. That’s too much
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    it’s gonna stay dumb until the money runs out
  130. Then everyone will reveal that they didn’t care about the “art” or the “community” and that they wish they had their money back
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Also what is up with the really dense cubes
  132. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are there any popular NFTs that feature giant gaping pussies?
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  134. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or maybe stacked pussirs
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Generative puss
  136. Here’s an AI generative nude by Robbie barrat
  137. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It doesn’t look like anything
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Worth well over $1,000,000
  139. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But I’d fuck it
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
  141. Yeah it’s made by a GAN
  142. so it’s pretty all over the place
  143. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That one looks like a mariuz lewandowski painting
  144. Rather, the guy who inspired him
  145. Also polish
  146. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They all look pretty meaty to me
  147. Is he anything like zladislaw belinsky
  148. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I like a beefy curtain
  149. Yes
  150. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or however you write his name
  151. Ah
  152. Yeah i know him
  153. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He is heavily inspired by him
  154. I like lewandowski more
  155. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s very good
  156. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Less abstract but similar style
  157. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where do jungle freaks rate on your radar?
  158. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that a mask zombi3?
  159. Nazi
  160. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He is wearing a “General’s Hat”, something .97%, or 97 other jungle freaks, share
  161. Cullen Conway avatar
    My boss just proposed seeing Steve Aioki tonight lol
  162. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s DJing a set for the deadfellaz in the decentraland metaverse tonight from 4-7
  163. Both seeing him live and there sounds incredibly stupid
  164. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hahaha
  165. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But they are getting listed on Coinbase NFTs so if they don’t become worth millions I’ll be PISSED
  166. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why don’t you propose doing cocaine at a strip club and then losing $1000s in blackjack
    Matt
  167. Evan Bbbender avatar
  168. You can lose $1,000 surprisingly fast if you put your mind to it
  169. Daniel Miller avatar
    or just buy one NFTs
  170. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s really the same thing
  171. Fastest way to lose $1,000
  172. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll do that, Dan
  173. Sounds fun
  174. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why else would you go to Vegas
  175. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To do bodyshots off of a morbidly obese woman
  176. To bend down and drink as the cup sinks into her cottage cheese flesh
  177. Sinks deeper*, excuse me
  178. Daniel Miller avatar
    I really regret showing you those images
  179. i try so hard to forget them
  180. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They aren’t going anywhere baby
  181. Daniel Miller avatar
    In the words of the disgraced Jorah Mormot , "Until my last breath I will remember. After I have forgotten my mother's face.”
    Evan Bbbender
  182. They said no pictures. We didn’t realize it was for our protection
  183. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it was really just in your future self’s best interest
  184. Daniel Miller avatar
    Haven’t been to Vegas since
  185. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No reason to go
  186. You did it all
  187. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, now ITS TIME TO STEAM
    Matt
  188. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Deeeano
  189. Daniel Miller avatar
    Steamo blandino
  190. Matt we need you
  191. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it me or am I hoeny?
  192. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m Hoeny
  193. Matt avatar
    no steam?
  194. Daniel Miller avatar
    twitch.tv/dandlezzz
  195. U se?
  196. Matt avatar
    si
  197. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nooo
  198. Bob Tonyan
  199. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And it’s all your fault
  200. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is
  201. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen, drink some of the pool water. I heard it’s like biowarfare
  202. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Drink, Kyle?
  203. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm
  204. Suppose so
  205. Evan Bbbender avatar
    RAT?
  206. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hit me up on my boost mobile
  207. Matt avatar
    Chirp these fools