Saturday, May 1, 2021

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1388305444704178180?s=21

Seems like a lot

An impossible amount of coke

Maybe they were just getting ripped off

Daily

Eeeey

I’m high as fuck

Rodgers to the bucs for Tom Brady and Giovanni Bernard

Can I get a retweet

https://twitter.com/countryblumpk1n/status/1388316979652554753?s=21

No bro

I guess you don’t want lance bass to go to space

Honestly I’m indifferent on that

Hahaha

Thanks
Dan

Subzero’s initially
Approach kinda sucks

Just like some freezing rain

I’m watching it now

Yes

Jaq just got fucked up

I’ve never achieved anything
Beyond going to George’s

Yeah you’re only at level 2 and that’s weak as shit

Ooooooo that snell

Cant you Snell that Snell

https://mashable.com/2018/05/10/animals-masturbate-no-hands.amp?__twitter_impression=true

https://hard-money.net/coinbase-adds-schrute-bucks/

https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1388189389813997568

Hack the heads off little girls and put em on my wall

Texas is the reason that the presidents dead

Go on and masturbate me

The only way to get it

Is to suck

Or fuck

Yeah some their music is pretty misogynist but that hasn’t stopped any rappers

Lol dan is cameo making a Mother’s Day marketing push?

I just got an as suggesting as much

I find that hilarious

Moms love c list celebs

Moms love cum

We need a new Dean video “Deano Blandino, Happy Mothers Day from Deano”

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1388381063945228288

https://twitter.com/hoodmeadows/status/1388529196125745159?s=21

Damn baby

https://twitter.com/internetanja/status/1388149991059959808

https://twitter.com/wealthmoelester/status/1388524880879001600?s=10

Bros

Next weekend Jen is doing this to my hair

https://media.allure.com/photos/5c3bcb762be8686e611a3402/3:4/w_3332,h_4443,c_limit/versace%20leopard%20print%20hair%20joao%20knorr.jp

Dude please do that

I am

I’m very serious about it

I’m glad you’re still down

I had assumed drunken you wrote a check sober you couldn’t cash

No I’m in 100%

You’re going to look great

We are out of town next weekend though so you’ll have to pick another time

Damn it all

Mid week?

I guess it can wait

Can it though?

I mean I don’t want it to

I started playing a total war game. Pretty fun but I don’t think it has that PVP action you guys crave

What’s the game

Total War 3 Kingdoms

Let’s give it a google

Turn based rts?

Can something be turn based and rts?

Yeah I heard the multiplayer campaign is fun

The battles are real time the overworld is turn based

Who am I kidding, I ain’t got time for games these days

Play with me and dan

What does that mean?

WITH ALL FOUR DINNER STATIONS

Are you making juleps?!?

Well there ya go!

Would you like me to shave ice?

It seems like a laborious task

Shave me a fat side of puss plz

No bro

Do you accept crypto?

Anything else for juleps?

He accepts cum rocket

And doge

Looks like it sugar, mint, bourbon and ice?

Yup

That’s it

A deliciously simple drink

https://twitter.com/simpsonsqotd/status/1388457191489802240?s=21

Oh my yes

Evan will demand that it include avocado and caramelized onions because he’s a Boujee Bitch

😈

I’ve got the new Oregon I’d

ID

does that count

Did you get the RealID?

Yah

I got a black market girth certificate

I’m huge

Girthyhogs.net

https://twitter.com/vice/status/1388568960958930946?s=21

Hipster

Clickbait

I did this for you

Put me down for one

I could fuck with one

Yes please

I just got ice, whiskey and beers as well

https://zed.run/

Why do the derby when we can just stay at home and pay for digital horses

Ah FUCK

the stud farm is temporarily closed

They must have used up all their stallion cum token

Stallion cum liquidity issues

Stallion cum futures

Should I wear my seersucker suit or nah?

Absolutely