Friday, April 9, 2021
https://twitter.com/backhoe_mix/status/1380191904185352201
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-public-transit-in-las-vegas-still-just-human-1846648723Matt
Boring.
https://twitter.com/sh44sti/status/1380490139034607620
I mean the dude was a walking corpse
99- So old
So close!
Almost got his presidential letter
Didn’t quite make the centenarian club- Is it strange that my little pp hurts after my fauci ouchie
*widdleEvan Bbbender
What have you done with your newfound invincibility ?
I chopped my head off
unprotected sex at steam
Grew right back- Regrettably the same cannot be said for my genitalia
At least you still have a busé- Wait, should that be a grave or an acute?
If it’s pronounced “eh” it’s an acute- “Buss-ay”
https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1380504236849500161- What a ghoulish headline haha
Well it’s probably a small refrigerator
Cheaper than airfare for your blood boy3
Yeah they take up an entire seat- “Pray, dear blood boy, may I sickle upon thy arm?”
- Suckle**
- “Do be so kind as to exsanguinate yourself, I find that my gums cannot press hard enough to pierce the dermis”Daniel Miller
Anyone here trying to get big nuts this weekend?
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https://twitter.com/spiritnght2/status/1380518013892431873Evan Bbbender
https://twitter.com/AnAngryOpossum/status/1380328030145511426- hunter is so much cooler than the trump kids
Yeah he’s a proper degenerate
When does squirrel get in on the action?- *squirtle
Matt
https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1380534683054788610
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNdKo52BGCp/?igshid=124crlud3r9kl
https://twitter.com/krogerbranded/status/1380523287503982592