Thursday, April 8, 2021

Pretty sure it’s chocolate

Eat it

Yum

Pretty sure the guy who deposited it there is nearby tearing up some bushes

Is it willy wonka?

He was shouting about Augustus gloob

Gloop

But I think he was referring to his shid

That guy should definitely be in an insane asylum

Did the city ever get around to funding a group that can help someone in that situation?

God preach

Tbh though is anyone not that guy?

Ah, young idealistic Dan with a gleam in his eye and pop in his step

https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1379906627852247043

Sugar, baby

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1379872147028516866

The babylon bee has never and will never post something that good

The babylon bee is mostly airballs

Did someone say cum?

Cum?

Oh wow

That took me a second

damn how drunk do you have to be

Close to death I imagine

I wonder if he woke up and was angry that someone pissed on him while he was asleep

And put his dick in his hand

Lol

Rippin that puss apart

Damn msn

People donated their bodies to be a fuck display

Well boys

I’m about to go in for jab #2

Damn I want to donate my body to a fuck display

My explicit instructions would include that one hand be “spreading the puss”

IM JABBED

Did they jab your dick?

Yeah 🔥🥵😈

Down the hole or into the side?

Down the hole is the safest

I think it gave me genital herpes

I just Amanda if we can donate to a sex display as my birthday gift

She said no

Sharty McFly

Should I post my vaccination card on instagram like an asshole?

No

I have become inoculate

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1380222303594639361?s=21

That made me smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goKKrHTlWhw

If y’all want some REAL working music

Stickerbrush Symphony is particularly 🔥

Bayou Boogie, also highly recommend

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNVa41YsSns/?igshid=1egywqn3ckqxz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07bueLoJEqY

Wow they went all out and got tom curry

Yeah the game itself was very bad