Saturday, March 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/samdman95/status/1372957485925949443?s=212
That’s such a good one- https://twitter.com/crawfinusa/status/1373024446991065088?s=21
- If y’all aren’t watching the tournament, this might not be as funny
- I’m not
- I’m watching pornographyDaniel Miller
- Oral Roberts is a really shitty school, in terms of its problematic history. They just beat a heeeeavily favored Ohio State
- I’ve seen many bad Oral jokes on Twitter but this one hit
Who is drinking mezcal tonight?
- 🙋🏼♂️
- Nice Cullen
- Bad news guys.
- Cameo is minting NFTs
- And I’m leading the project
- I’m having a full cryptogasm
- Do you get royalties?
- If I can sell one of meCullen Conway
- Daniel Miller
- Which so far... not so good
- Does this mean I have to hear the word fungible more often?
- I’m so horny for Evan’s photo right nowEvan Bbbender
- Heather let you drive the daddy car??
- Evan, lift up your top and give us a peek
https://twitter.com/cuntybff/status/1372999609581117444- Biden has one of those remote pantie vibrators???
- Wait
- What
- Internet connected pantie dildos?
- Shaking like a cam girl2
- Not much left to see anymore
- Damn Biden getting way too many tips on his live cam
- He’s fucking twitching
- Deano Blandino
- Walk around with Deano
- Always Blandino
- It musta been Deano
- Is that a weeknd remix?
- Yeah
- It was in my head
- I thought so
- It’s sensual
- Friday vibes I guess
- We’re watching bill & Teds excellent adventure
- They say fag a lot in this movie
- What’s the deal with zack snyder's justice league
- It’s a movie
- That you can watch
- K
- It’s got the Witcher
- Smokin’ ben affleck
- So you’ve seen it
- No but it’s apparently like 4 hours long
- Ok, so as far as I can tell this is a 4 hour long movie with that Witcher and Smokin’ Ben that I can watch
- Thanks
- This is the intel I came for
- I mean it’s a stupid super hero movie what more do you need to know
- Shut up!
- 😈
- This movie also has primus in it
- (Bill and teds)
- Does primus say fag?
- No, but Keanu reeves does a lot
- Bogus journey rules
- It’s so good
- Like I forgot how good it is
- Guys my sponsored ads on Instagram are on some next level shit
- About to play Catan
- Setting my vape pen to stun
- No love for the buss?
- You on this hidden cup action Dan?
- What is that
- Age of empires 2 Twitch tournament
- Oh that’s dope
- The real March madness
- Aoe2 is the best rts I’ve ever played
- I’m so bad at rts
- They’re really hard
- It’s like a race against the clock
- Yeah that’s the problem I like to be able to chill for a min
- That’s an absolute no no in rts
- You have to feverishly be organizing building and adjusting
Cuming*- Or is that why I always lose?
- Cumming is a win conditionDaniel Miller
- Anyone having their AM shid?
- Because we’re doing it live here
- https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1373087608146911234
- Holy shit that billboard is funny
- Holy shit
- Yup, I’m hungover lazily feeding a baby and watching aoe2
- https://twitter.com/necrobranson/status/1373290934159429634
- Can someone bring me chiggen
- What kinda chiggen
- TENDIESEvan Bbbender
- So this is random but if not for covid Trump definitely would have been re elected, right?
- Who knows
- Yeah for sure
- I do t think it’s for certain, the republicans got walloped in the midterms pretty good and his approval ratings were really low
- But incumbents usually win, so likely I guess
- But the Dems would t have been able steal the election without the additional mail voting due to covidDaniel Miller
- I feel like if a vaccine had been approved pre election he probably would have won
- I guess who knows what would have happened if covid hadn’t come o to the scene
- What’s our next crisis? I’m over this one
- The devaluation of the dollar and impending bear market?
- Or market “repricing”, if you will
- That’s why I just converted all my money into an NFt
- It’s the only sure thing
- That’s the only sure thing
- Have you not learned anything?
- Cum is not meant to be thought of in that matter
- It’s an a front to The Jar
- Your Jarist revisionary theory is too strict with iconography to label all forms blasphemy
- It is simply adoration
- And adoration is holy
- That’s it
- #ig2steam2