Friday, March 19, 2021

no i definitely need my boxes of cables

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1372907994569117696

You put them all in your murder shed in the garage, don’t you?

You are correct

I had a feeling

Happy Kirk Cousins’ $45 Million 2022 Contract Becomes Fully Guaranteed Day for those who celebrate

I’m an observer

https://twitter.com/BangTimeBurks/status/1372715849698643977?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Oren Burke hitting the Bitcoin like it’s fucking spice melange

Burks**

Tiiiight, tight

It’s an anti-geriatric and allows for space travel

That tweet has everything cullen reviles

Crypto reference & a packer

Man Oregon paid my tax return so fast

Less than a week

Me too baby

Buying any good beanie babies with that there puppy?

Damnit Evan

Get a new bit

At this point I’m doing it just to frustrate you

Dan, can you mint a Cullen nft

So he’s immortalized in something he loathes?

No you’re not, I know you’re steeped in wallstreetbros all day

Let’s get a Chad NFT please

I’ve moved onto wallstreethoes

Non fungible Chad

One Chad coming up

NFC

Alright

I’ve got 2 bangers for you

Juju to the Pack!!

Obviously I’m partial to #2

#1 is the OG Chad tho

The other is Chad Farva

Yeah but #2 you look like Sloth from Goonies

Or Farva from Super Troopers

Juju to the Pack!!

Nice try Chad

Isn’t there one where he looks like the guy from Creed

That may also be a thing

https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1372744944444641281

Y’all see that Marjorie Taylor Greene is locked out of Twitter and may be expelled from congress

Nice

A severe case of covid would be nice to round it all out

i’m sure all of those ghouls are vax’d by now

Love the random seething hatred that periodically comes into this chat

just a vibe check

Honestly Matt’s quips are probably better than 99% of Cullen’s content

She seems like someone who wouldn’t get vaxed

she seems like someone who would get vaxed and still talk shit about people who get vaxed

She’s for sure an anti vaxxed

Damn I was about to say that

Idk she seems pretty fervent

Her pussy ain’t shit

Not a fervent pussy

Don’t hate on my content bro

That was forced

It wasn’t great

One of my content favorites recently was a sleeper

Go on

Let’s hear about it

Dan commenting on Phineas having an amazing nussy

That’s the nuss

10/10 nuss

That’s a deep cut

I have no idea who Phineas is

You’re a Ferb guy, eh?

😏

Is it too early t start drinking by myself during work?

If you put on March Madness then it’s acceptable

Kyle I’ll get a beer with you at like 4

Me too

Hehe 🙃

☺️

Really?

Because that’s doing it for me right now

Prolly, why the fuck not

If you know what I mean

We can watch the Go Ducks

Hello, I am duck

Actually

They play tomorrow at 7

Let’s watch the Chinese people eaters

Oh fuck

That’s racist

Sorry

Smh

I need to stop doing that

You do

Ok so which chill bros wanna meet up and slam some nuss

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-pretends-to-thoughtfully-peruse-beer-list-before-picking-based-on-alcohol-content/?fbclid=IwAR2HqAjDTVg0H0aaeK4BdoMbZKWHwFioNCCI79qxXmHx-FoKslla6qZVJn

It's all about the ABV

That’s the god damn truth my guy

Evan, where are you thinking for a beer?

You know I hadn’t gotten that far

Maybe somewhere on Alberta

That’s pretty neutral

Ah the bug spray knight

Shame that place became a smoldering ruin a week later

At least all the trash burnt