Friday, March 5, 2021

Well I’m sad nobody wants to fuck tomorrow

Because I don’t want to stare at a computer all day again

🤔

Eagle 20

Fox 2

How. Dare. You.

You’re just trying to hurt me now

Look I could jump better if I exercised more

I’m just so fat

I may do that anyways

So what do you have to say about that

Oh that’ll be perfect

I’ll have been done for hours

I’d probably fuck next Friday

Well alright that’s a start right there

I’m horny

Yeah I have next Friday off on my work calendar

Cullenishorny.cum

Though vehicle is now a problem

Perhaps you could drive Cullen

We’ve got no vehicles anymore

Perhaps I could

I need to make sure I can take it off

And may want to monitor the weather

Eat pant bro we barely got any season left

Yeah I’ll take lost weather

But not like rain

Most weather

Mœst

Yeah definitely no rain

But mœsty

Yeah fuck rain

Limp dueces bro

Matt have you enjoyed watching Tesla stock plummet into a death spiral?

Related: dan, what’s going on with daddy musk

what it’s only worth 1000x their annual revenue now?

It’s actually at about 10x

So you know that’s something

You know if the stock goes under 400 I may buy some myself

Big daddy trader over here

No thanks

I’ve accumulated like .123 dots this week alone

Get it now while it’s hot Matt

GET IT WHILE ITS FUCKING HOT

I have a 2080ti can I just mine dots and take your money?

Definitely not interested then

I’m all in on NBA NFC for my beanie baby economics

NFC or nft

yea NFT

Y’all see that Dennis Rodman card

I wanna make that an nft

With his dick hanging out

It’s insane

It’s like the one thing in crypto that’s booming right now

Probably Asian millionaires

Singaporean playboys

Who are like I need a $4,400,000 virtual property for my tamagotchi

It’s in the “price discovery” phase

Turns out the price was 0 all along

Just like beanie babies

https://www.etsy

This one costs as much

At least you can cum on a beanie baby

NFT not so much

You can cum on your computer

But not an NFT

Well, no

It’s non-fungible

No nobody wanted to go so I stayed home

Got lots of vidya to play and books to read though

Goldeneye 64 is pretty sick

I’ve got a Valheim server running I started playing with Tim last night

Or perfect dark

I would love to play those games

I’m gonna try Valheim

Path of exile isn’t doing it for me off the bat

It’s like a 1:1 Diablo clone

Path of Exile is a fuckin commitment to get good at

It’s 100x more in depth than diablo

Maybe I’ll play for a few more hours before giving it a final verdict

What’s your class of choice

I usually play a different build with every league when I’m playing

they do 3 month leagues

Ahh

I’ve never played before so you know

I’d have to get acclimated

I just started that server with Tim last night, the starting area it spawns you in is very chill

you guys see the guy who plays Jimmy Pesto is going to go down for the capitol riots?

https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1367595894829436932

Whoa seriously

Are you telling me bobs burgers is harboring a domestic terrorist

Apparently

Evan, short your dick

Just put the order in

Let’s see how this goes

If it’s like anything I own not named google, it’s red

Oh you went long?

You son of a bitch

Are we getting blasted tonight or what

I wanna blast

I have a lot of fungus

Looks like we’ve got something here

Dan is your kid old enough to take drugs

Good

If you’re unsure, ask Alice

lol

https://www.benzinga.com/markets/cryptocurrency/21/03/20001532/morons-crypto-enthusiasts-burn-banksys-real-artwork-to-turn-it-into-digital-toke

It’s almost at the point where the irony is incomprehensible

They burned an actual banksy

To increase the value of their NFT

A banksy piece in which the caption reads “I can’t believe morons actually buy this shit”

Look Dan

Beanie.

Babies.

Perhaps it’s man’s inherent nature to want a beanie baby

Evan, I’d like to request that you never use the term fungible with me again

Lol

Porncoin

Why isn’t there a porn coin

Seriously there need to be more novelty coins

The beanie baby effect will spike their price

Dan we gotta get a business proposal to Pornhub immediately

Nfts and porn coin

You unlock special videos with porn coin

Nfts?

Like you have a unique recording that only you have access to?

Like when wu tang made that one record and Martin shkreli purchased it

And everyone cringed

I think so

He’s pretty much the worst kinda scum

Just google your wiener

https://twitter.com/StrawHatJobin/status/1367347653109895175

Did you read the thread?

Oh wow

They have real lab diagrams

https://twitter.com/thenysocialist/status/1367907295364005898?s=21

She did the McCain... 🤦‍♂️

Oh she gave the thumbs down did she

No minimum wage hike for burger flippers

Losers should get a real job

That was being facetious

Didn’t like 8 senate dems vote no on the minimum wage increase

It’s awful

But expected

But none of them did it quite like Sinema

Where’s Matt when you need him

Matt where you at bro

We need some seething hatred of the Democratic Party

https://twitter.com/kidrocksuperfan/status/1367882319072223243

You gotta reach across the aisle if you wanna get something done!!

https://twitter.com/hjessy_/status/1367877190847709191

Matt I already sent that

It’s true

#girlboss

Dans not wrong either

I am going to twitter seppuku I am sorry

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1367918827271581701

I find that face disturbing

It’s like people trying to replicate hentai

https://twitter.com/kyrstensinema/status/443584873048309760

Yeah it’s crazy

That really is nothing

That’s the same lady who voted No today in 2014

Wow

I guess $15 is too much?

Damn that’s a fucking gem

$15/hr is like 30k a year

2 a day

Math checks out

36k

31200

Very nice thank you Kyle

We’ve got a genius over here

Your math did not check out

That’s 22,339.2

Not even a single Bitcoin

https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1367943865567645697

Paris Hilton is my favorite rich slut

I wonder if she’s taken any big dingers recently

I wonder if her an lemmiwinks still hang out

Also it could be the value of a Bitcoin in a few weeks

Or tomorrow

I’m reaping sweet staking rewards as we speak

Bitcoin only goes up

Laser eyes

Whales

This man knows his coin

https://twitter.com/fysicaltherapy/status/1367680565487484929

Fuck dude that’s really good

Y’all remember getting wasted, doing coke and going to the titty bar

Yeah that’s a love

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1367949991252090883

A lovely time

Cum

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4ad9vw/lola-bunny-space-jam-new-design?utm_content=1614985215&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook&fbclid=IwAR2FLtldqVdOP9Lu0MBP4CLTFIoYMUe9M-373bnstoTKv7pG6NyhObGhNF

🙋‍♂️

https://twitter.com/gracegfreud/status/1367572138924924932

Oh they are trans

hard work

I like that he brought his work pc

I had to work actually