Friday, December 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1342225165405609985

wow SAD

Omg

That is terrible

That’s touchdown Jesus!!

Must mean John brown is back

Only to get hurt again

Hey, jw show if hands of y’all like getting your dick broke off 🤚🏻

God raped Mary

Man, steam is wild tonight

Yeah bro, it’s Christmas Adam night

Have you had enough, or are you thirsty for more?

—Kevin McCallister

Basements are like that

Old Man Marley

Have you had enough

Or are you thirsty for more?

Guys red alert

I saw Santa having sex with me

This is from heather:

The pills are klonopin. I think she’s got me figured out

I’m shidding

Merry shims

shidmas

Merry shims bros

All I got for shidmas was a hangover

I pulled an all nighter at steam

Steam on xmas eve must be a festive place

Bussys for all

Yeah there were some naughty little elves about

Merry Christmas boys

I’m not hungover but ready to drink all
Day

You’re gonna have a sad Christmas

Sorry the Vikings play today

The Vikings can’t make me sad today

They’ve already sapped my joy

So no Conway ever

Said*

Kyle, don’t try to take my joy

Merry Christmas

I’m not

I’ll let the Vikings do that

Good cheer to all

Merry Christ Nastymas

I do like that you’re drinking already

Mimosas baby. And I didn’t really drink last night so im not hungover like you

Me: “It’s a Christmas miracle!!!”
Amanda (dismissively): “You wake up with a ‘Christmas Miracle’ every morning”

Is it a Christmas miracle you didn’t really drink last night?

Or that you woke up with an erection?

Clearly he meant his erection

But I think a more apt miracle is that he didn’t really drink last night

Kyle, stop being a Scrooge and enjoy in today’s merriment

Yeah Kyle

Eat pant

Bro I’m celebrating the a Christmas miracle that you didn’t really drink last night

Eat pant

I may have a drink myself to crrbrate

Hairy Bussy

Harry Bussy

Hairy Bussy

Harry Bussy

I coined it

You don’t get to pick

Matt, what’d you get for Christmas?

ACAB

Yes ACAB

I got a hot pot if any of y’all want to do hot pot with me sometime

I would hot on that pot

I got a gun if any of y’all want to become a roving band of brigands

I’m a little upset no one got me drugs for xmas

I’m sorry bro I’ll save a klonopin for you

Can we have a Christmas tree burning in someone’s backyard after NYE?

I say we just do it in Max’s old back yard anyway

Agree

That would be supreme

No you won’t

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFE4qVDrZa/?igshid=gk3axnigzev5

Boy, I sure could go for $600 tacos right now

600 tacos**

Dan

What did you get for Christmas

And don’t say pussy or stussy

Gotta love that Viking run defense

With no linebackers

Yeah it looked much like the packers

Doing the nfc north proud

Jimmy on the board

We’ve entered the Jimmy zone

I meant dalvin

The whole field is the Dalvin zone

That is true

I’m drinking henny

Pics or gtfo

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Very nice Kyle

Now I’m drunk

And horny

Go on

Are you d&s

Wait

Taysom was a Packer

And he was cut?

Yup

You didn’t know that

Also, they’re doing it

Run every play

Show me the bussy

The stakes are high boys

Anyone else concerningly horny?

🤥

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