Tuesday, December 22, 2020

That’s a love

You mean people are using it for things other than a ps5 with all the fixin’s?

guns

Ah I believe you mean gun*

I sent a 2 gun loadout for $600 the other day

But realistically yeah probably just 1

Yeah unless you like .22s

Those ain’t .22s

Hmmm yeah those are guns alright

I was just having this discussion with someone last week, what 2 guns could you get for your $600

Yeah but you blew your load without any ammo

Got em!

https://twitter.com/erinnibhroin/status/1340712258326949889?s=21

This is an outrage

Robert Tonyan was not voted to the pro bowl

Instead they picked Evan Engram and tj hockenson

Absolute insanity

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1341178741175824386

How about we get some steroids and you guys show up to soft ball looking like that next year?

Juicin!

Good idea

My liver can take it

Especially with the alcoholism

What about your PA?

https://twitter.com/LalalaLindseyJ/status/1340859624489058304

Wow

It’s like that giant snickers bar

It’s art

Let’s see it

Oh good they have the pronouns called out

I know it’s a nice feature

Accept it

Who is molly Ellis

Does have drugs?

What kind of cut does the company take of your $1 commission?

Does she

Yeah does molly have drugs?

My lead didn’t pan out

You mean the empty bag?

Yea

A nice acorns return

Of a quarter

When you order Postmates

Who is molly

Good call out on the pinnacle of your nadir

And redundancy

And I doubt the last time you took lsd was 2007

I know you were on it at Ben’s wedding

A little loose with Bruce’s head

Ask her for drugs

https://twitter.com/herosnvrdie69/status/1341181409415868419

Browns really might miss the playoffs w/11 wins if they lose to Pitt last game of the season

What other afc teams will get 11/12?

Other than the mighty Dolphins

And maybe ravens?

Titans and colts too I guess

You did the math!

It just kinda came out all at once

One of the AFC’s elite teams lost to a team that got blown up by the lowly Cowboys last week 🧐

Shall we start this debate again?

You can go back a month, I’ve literally never listed Steelers as one of the AFC’s elite

as a matter of fact I’ve been shit talking the Steelers in this chat longer than the NFC

Lol

That’s true

They did beat the covid Titans

Who I think are really good

But the NFC does have a 4 win team still in playoff contention so that’s cool

Steelers beat the Titans, browns, and ravens

That one division is unspeakably bad

The other three are pretty good

Oh no

Yet lost to cincy

I didn’t actually mean to jump back into this

Steelers beat the Titans + Ravens when they were on COVID protocol

I was kidding guys!!!

I said it a month ago they were the worst 11-0 team ever

We all know how we feel in this matter

The first time they beat the ravens they weren’t

What about the browns!

They stomped the browns

What’s your excuse for that?

I do consider the fact that the Browns can’t win in their divison pathetic

I think outside of KC and the Bills(who have also had some very bad games) the afc isn’t great

But KC and the bills sit at the top of my power rankings

KC Bills Titans Ravens Browns all compete with anyone in the NFC

Then probably NO then GB

Then it’s jumble of teams nfc and afc

“jumble of teams” meaning a bunch of AFC teams followed by some NFC teams

Something like that. The fact that they are close means that either team can win though

It just depends if the bills vs Jets show up

Or if the bills vs the Steelers show up

As an example

Bro the bills are probably the hottest team in the NFL right now I am unmoved by you bringing up a single game

Scoreboard baby

Wins

It’s not just that game

Look at the records

It’s against NE too

Wow it’s like you’ve never watched divisional football before

Scoreboard

If you bring up strength of schedule

Then you need to looks at more than the final score

It’s not black and white except for standings

Sure if you try to polish a turd maybe it will be shiny

Yeah it’s fine

NFC 7 seed will be an 8-8 or 9-7 team while the AFC will have a 10 or 11 win team miss the playoffs with an extra seed added

Because of divisions

You’re welcome to look up cross divisional play

See how that worked out for the NFC this year

The worst afc teams are all in different divisions

The worst nfc teams are all in the same division

Ultimately it’s irrelevant

BC the NFC is dookie this year

Cincy and Jets showed us that this week

What’s the best team the bills beat. I am
Curious who you think that is

I have no control over the Bills schedule I just think they’re playing well

Sure

But answer that question

Seattle, LA or the Steelers?

Dolphins I guess

Those are all pretty even

except the dolphins they’re doo-doo

I rank the Steelers about 6th in the AFC, around where I’d start adding NFC teams again I guess

I think GB and NO are fine but any of the 5 AFC teams I listed I’d either favor the AFC or call it a toss up

In hilariously whack situations, if Pitt wins vs Indy this weekend the browns lock a playoff spot by beating the Jets but if Indy wins and Pitt beats the Browns in the final game of the season the Browns miss the playoffs w/11 win

That sounds like a very Browns timeline

https://twitter.com/smilectics/status/1341170486152220673

So who is ripping tomorrow?

https://twitter.com/NacioMartinez/status/1341435193891151874

That dudes ready tor ip

https://twitter.com/PatrickF1987/status/1180587491075579905

Please watch the Oktoberfest vid

Are you guys blue birding tomorrow?

Yes

Vista and cascade highly unlikely today

I wish he was shidding

Yeah but the guy casually walking through it before the girl comically falling in it is a pretty good series of events

Drunk Germans don’t care about urine

I could fux this weekend or better yet monday/tuesday if it gets snowy

I’m “working Monday/Tuesday”

This weekend looks like it might be good

Ya depends on the weather I guess. I just like mon/tues cuz fuck the weekend crowd

There will likely be crowds anytime you go next 2 weeks

Xmas break is on

Main lot filled today but is showing open again

A guess a lot of people leave by 11?

Yeah that wouldn’t be bad especially if no new snow

Have you considered leaving at 5am instead?

But I also like getting back by like 3

Can’t sleep in when the mountain stoke is too high

Its true

It’s like Christmas morning when you’re a kid

Sorry semites

Sometimes Semites go both ways

A holiday double dip

My brother in law does that

They the Hanukkah and Christmas pleasantries

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHLYEjMS7-/?igshid=1qfhb8y8xhqrz

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1341432767888957442

That’s hilariously petty

What a loser fuckhead

Wow

https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1341491791543975936?s=21

It’s me

I was wondering