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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just like Mongolians
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kind of nuts that the NYT editorial that I shared here which spurred us into a conversation about sex workers and then later cancelling Evan, resulted in pornhub taking down like 90% of its conten
  3. We really are taste-makers
  4. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jrw1672/status/1338633206086561793
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol, I was just reading comments on predictIt, the site I do this stuff on
  6. People are losing their shit
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is just amazing
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s beyond crazy. People bought contracts for trump winning...TODAY
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love that people gambled on this after it was a forgone conclusuon
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    I did.
  11. But on the side of certainty
  12. How delusional do you have to be to throw money after a bogus conspiracy theory
  13. Like that up arrow represents people betting on Trump to win GA in the last 12 hours
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mmastrac/status/1338482478613295105?s=10
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Hugh Mann president clinton
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan
  18. How’s $10 sound??!
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t think Dan would bend over to pick up $10 off the ground
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He would if it was covered in beefy bits
    Daniel Miller
  21. Or macaroni and cheese
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think that would make it less likely
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan?
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hello
  25. What are we betting on?
  26. Wait
  27. How do I get the beef stroganoff
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s on the $10
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d bend for 10b
  30. *!
  31. Any less though, maybe not worth it
  32. OMG
  33. I’m finally winning the $10 prize
  34. When my team missed the playoffs, am I still eligible
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s why the prize exists
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    God damnt. I’m stuck in loser prison down here in the consolation bracket running up points
  37. And you fuckers can’t even crack a hunded
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You can be the best loser
    Evan Bbbender
  39. I’ve exceeded 100
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, you’re still cool Kyle
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cool flex
  42. 🤦🏻‍♂️
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve also exceeded 100
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Aye
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wait no
  46. I’ve lost my edge
  47. I’m at 99.92
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well where are we gonna watch the semis next week?
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could be into it
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  51. Chanooka on Chubb tonight
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://open.spotify.com/album/0Oq1q8ai0vY3uwVOpfYnGl?si=Iop3SML8TFejiKXsne5yHQ
  53. This is actually good ^^^
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sooo, no fantasy semis next week 😬 ?
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why not?
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s umm less relevant now
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I won’t be interested
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    1.1
  59. wow
  60. What an ass-clincher
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I rage quit
  62. Uninstalled the app and everything
  63. Couldn’t believe it
  64. Matt avatar
    haha
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t laugh at his pain
  66. It’s a cruel tragedy
  67. Matt avatar
    Only slightly funnier than the Browns defense being worthless
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s cool I’m over it
  69. I passed from extreme rage to sadness, to numbness
  70. To fuck it
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    I do that weekly with the Vikings
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And now I hate Ezekiel Elliott
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So now you’re going to buy us henny anyways?
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good lord no
  75. Never
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sounds like you’re still harboring something to me, brother
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why would I buy you guys henny? I lost
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To show you really don’t care
  79. It’s last of the 12 steps
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I care about my money more then your enjoyment
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’ll never fully let go of your pain until we are all drinking henny together tho
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well why don’t you guys buy some henny then
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    I want some henny
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m the one who lost
  85. Why do the losers always get taxed more in this country
    Cullen Conway
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And yeah I’d watch the fantasy semis
  88. But I’d rather go snowboarding
  89. Bills and packers play on Saturday both so you know Sunday might be nice
  90. Not like anyone is working Monday
  91. Matt avatar
    I’m workin monday
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Me as well
  93. I’m on call so I’m probably out regardless of day
  94. But I did call out sick today 🤙
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well shit
  96. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s the snow report
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Doesn’t anyone want to go snowbillying
  98. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think it’s wet up there
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh I’m so wet
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I may be down to go Saturday if weather looks good and I can get coverage
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well packers don’t play until 5 so I’m down for that
  102. Though Matt may disagree
  103. Cullen Conway avatar
    It looks like all mixed precipitation this week so definitely should keep our eyes o. It
  104. I don’t want an ice boi
  105. Matt avatar
    ya i’m not skipping the billz sat
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m seeing a lot of new snow potential wed-fri
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    Does it say “wet” in front of the word snow?
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Heavy
  109. Temps seem to be higher earlier in the week but below freezing as the week goes on
  110. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cytheria’s blog makes it sound very iffy
  111. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Her blog makes it sound like weekend is TBD
  112. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah, I said I’m down to keep eye on it
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’m probably out regardless
  114. But meadows base is like 4500’
  115. Her forecast talks about lower elevations
  116. But today and tomorrow are likely wet
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am at the dentist
  118. Could these past 12 hours get any worse
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You could need a root canal
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m having a filling replaced
  121. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MostCrucified/status/1338853927668867073
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  123. I have that guys money now 🔥
    Matt
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, huge news
  125. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok Matt, time to place my next bet, what odds do you give to republicans winning control of the Senate?
  126. Matt avatar
    I don’t see the dems flipping GA but who knows
  127. Cullen Conway avatar
    So, my former boss who is now retired - you may have met him, he was at my wedding - has a daughter in the tequila industry. She was an executive at Avion but left to found...Teremana with Dwayne Johnson
    Evan Bbbender
  128. I just got a photo of my boss holding two huge bottles of Teremana
  129. Matt avatar
    I smell what he’s cookin
  130. Please don’t call him Dwayne Johnson
  131. candy ass jabroni
  132. Cullen Conway avatar
    This is for Evan, Matt
  133. He’s a huge Teremana guy
  134. But he’s probably under the drill right now
  135. Matt avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  136. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gratitude 🙏🏻
  137. The results are in
  138. I’m gay and dead
  139. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1338708170970107904
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please don’t show me that
  141. The wound is still raw
  142. Matt avatar
    I mean I was rooting for the Browns
  143. Hilarious game though
  144. Epic 4th quarter
  145. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No it was very bad for me
  146. Matt avatar
    Waah
  147. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If only trace mcsorley had stayed in
  148. Lamar had emergency diarrhea
  149. Matt avatar
    Did you lose because of the safety at the end? That would have been the best
  150. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No I lost after Kareem hunts second td then Mark Andrews immediately catching 2 passes for like 30 yards
  151. It was unbelievable
  152. But I lost because I drafted Ezekiel Elliott
  153. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who do you hate more: Mixon or zeke?
  154. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Zeke
  155. I absolutely despise him
  156. Mixon has never wronged me
  157. I’ll probably still draft him next year
  158. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dak breaking his ankle plaid a big part
  159. Payed
  160. Played
  161. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Indeed it did
  162. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mcamerlengo/status/1338903672252665857?s=10
  163. Evan, this may confirm your theory
  164. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He had a big poopy
  165. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1338906845864484866?s=20
    Cullen Conway
  166. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.amazon.com/Shuggie-Bain-Douglas-Stuart/dp/0802148042
  167. Whoops
  168. Didn’t mean to send that
  169. I meant to send this
  170. Evan Bbbender
  171. Daniel Miller avatar
    O my
  172. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/drtomfrieden/status/1338657584685993986?s=21
  173. Is this our new public health messaging strategy?
  174. You have to use popular app metaphors?