Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Just like Mongolians

https://twitter.com/jrw1672/status/1338633206086561793

That is just amazing

I love that people gambled on this after it was a forgone conclusuon

https://twitter.com/mmastrac/status/1338482478613295105?s=10

Hugh Mann president clinton

Dan

How’s $10 sound??!

I don’t think Dan would bend over to pick up $10 off the ground

He would if it was covered in beefy bits

Or macaroni and cheese

I think that would make it less likely

Dan?

It’s on the $10

That’s why the prize exists

You can be the best loser

I’ve exceeded 100

Cool flex

🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve also exceeded 100

Wait no

I’ve lost my edge

I’m at 99.92

Could be into it

Why not?

Yeah I won’t be interested

I rage quit

Uninstalled the app and everything

Couldn’t believe it

haha

Don’t laugh at his pain

It’s a cruel tragedy

Only slightly funnier than the Browns defense being worthless

It’s cool I’m over it

I passed from extreme rage to sadness, to numbness

To fuck it

I do that weekly with the Vikings

And now I hate Ezekiel Elliott

So now you’re going to buy us henny anyways?

Good lord no

Never

Sounds like you’re still harboring something to me, brother

Why would I buy you guys henny? I lost

To show you really don’t care

It’s last of the 12 steps

I care about my money more then your enjoyment

You’ll never fully let go of your pain until we are all drinking henny together tho

Well why don’t you guys buy some henny then

I’m the one who lost

Why do the losers always get taxed more in this country

And yeah I’d watch the fantasy semis

But I’d rather go snowboarding

Bills and packers play on Saturday both so you know Sunday might be nice

Not like anyone is working Monday

I’m workin monday

Me as well

I’m on call so I’m probably out regardless of day

But I did call out sick today 🤙

Well shit

Doesn’t anyone want to go snowbillying

I think it’s wet up there

Oh I’m so wet

I may be down to go Saturday if weather looks good and I can get coverage

Well packers don’t play until 5 so I’m down for that

Though Matt may disagree

It looks like all mixed precipitation this week so definitely should keep our eyes o. It

I don’t want an ice boi

ya i’m not skipping the billz sat

I’m seeing a lot of new snow potential wed-fri

Does it say “wet” in front of the word snow?

Heavy

Temps seem to be higher earlier in the week but below freezing as the week goes on

Cytheria’s blog makes it sound very iffy

Her blog makes it sound like weekend is TBD

Yeah, I said I’m down to keep eye on it

Yeah I’m probably out regardless

But meadows base is like 4500’

Her forecast talks about lower elevations

But today and tomorrow are likely wet

I am at the dentist

Could these past 12 hours get any worse

You could need a root canal

I’m having a filling replaced

https://twitter.com/MostCrucified/status/1338853927668867073

Evan, huge news

I don’t see the dems flipping GA but who knows

So, my former boss who is now retired - you may have met him, he was at my wedding - has a daughter in the tequila industry. She was an executive at Avion but left to found...Teremana with Dwayne Johnson

I just got a photo of my boss holding two huge bottles of Teremana

I smell what he’s cookin

Please don’t call him Dwayne Johnson

candy ass jabroni

This is for Evan, Matt

He’s a huge Teremana guy

But he’s probably under the drill right now

Gratitude 🙏🏻

The results are in

I’m gay and dead

https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1338708170970107904

Please don’t show me that

The wound is still raw

I mean I was rooting for the Browns

Hilarious game though

Epic 4th quarter

No it was very bad for me

Waah

If only trace mcsorley had stayed in

Lamar had emergency diarrhea

Did you lose because of the safety at the end? That would have been the best

No I lost after Kareem hunts second td then Mark Andrews immediately catching 2 passes for like 30 yards

It was unbelievable

But I lost because I drafted Ezekiel Elliott

Who do you hate more: Mixon or zeke?

Zeke

I absolutely despise him

Mixon has never wronged me

I’ll probably still draft him next year

Dak breaking his ankle plaid a big part

Payed

Played

Indeed it did

https://twitter.com/mcamerlengo/status/1338903672252665857?s=10

Evan, this may confirm your theory

He had a big poopy

https://www.amazon.com/Shuggie-Bain-Douglas-Stuart/dp/0802148042

Whoops

Didn’t mean to send that

I meant to send this

https://twitter.com/drtomfrieden/status/1338657584685993986?s=21

Is this our new public health messaging strategy?

You have to use popular app metaphors?