Monday, December 14, 2020

Well packers have the 1 seed

Thanks Philly

It’s fine

The nfc is trash

Any puny nfc team that makes it to the super bowl will be summarily destroyed by the unstoppable afc team they face

It’s true

No doubt

A lot of people are saying it

Will you please tell the bills d to get a lot of ints tonight

Like the good defense needs to show up

Not the bad one

The good one

I hope the good defense shows up too

They don’t have a good one

Unless they play the jets

K

But you don’t need a good defense if you have a good offense

Evan has promised Cullen and myself bottles of henny if he win a his fantasy matchup

Currently sitting at 63% chance of victory

Where’s my henny for the bills D?

I did not start them

Why not?

Aren’t they good?

But if they pick Ben off 3 times and hold him to under 2 tds then maybe

No

Well that would be one step closer to henny, so I’m okay with that

I am not going to win

Ben is going to get 30 fantasy points

Against the bills

Oh no

Everyone picking the bills

I’ll be viewing from my Christmas village

I picked the bills as wel

They should be favored

Please sack and remove Ben from the game

You don’t want to unleash Rudolph

Not this time of year

That’s a love

I do

Almost pick 6 woulda loved that

65%

I mean he hasn’t done anything yet

The first quarter had barely started

I just reporting the facts

Those are alternative facts

I do like seeing those drops though

It’s been going on for weeks

It’s really weird

Let’s keep the drops coming

What was that?

Oh his arm was hit

Shit

It was naughty josh

https://twitter.com/JOHNNYRYAN101/status/1338293358553223168

Amazing

Nice play by trey white

Drop central

This is the most possessions I’ve ever seen in 8 minutes

Evan, Ben is about to throw a triple yet

67%

Oh no

That’s the most lethal throw of all

68%

Don’t you put that juju on me

69%

Nice

Nice

The Gabriel Davis plays haven’t been working

Agree

That’s a fumble

Was it

Was it a butt fumble tho

Doesn’t matter now

Not a fumble

Was close for sure

Tuck rule?

Oh that was definitely a fumble

That second angle

Do you guys like special teams and defense?

These are two elite afc teams

They’d already have put up 100 on any nfc teams

Teams plural

In one of your weenie NFC domes it would be a diff game

Lambeau isn’t a dome

Ah

So the weather wouldn’t ruin the game

I get it

It’s literally referred to as the frozen tundra

It is

Some townies call it the glory hole palace

We won’t find out about the Pack because they’ll find a way to lose to another one of those terrible NFC teams in the playoff

Josh has negative fantasy points

Even if they’re the better team

SF was much better than them last year

The bills are def going to lose this game

They need to find their mojo

Tomlin is a good coach

https://twitter.com/skolmemes/status/1338290115752439808?s=10

I watched this happen

Wtf is that

Oh man that video

Hahahaha

I’m sorry it’s so bad it’s really hard not to laugh

For real tho

I was watching just baffled

that was right before the BS PI call too

so funny

in the worst way

Also Brady spiked it with two hands which is a fumble

Did not know that

Where the fuck is the bills offense in these big games. Get it together mcdermott

Hey still 0-0

Bills ball

Bills just need a good drive

They get it at the half

Windians are now CFT too

you guys see that?

er CBT

I did yeah

They are going to be the Ohio Baseball Team

Cock Ball Torture?

Yes

Oops

2 in a row for Knox

What the fuck

Catch the fucking ball

64%

I don’t know what these dumb % are but I don’t think I like em

Yup

At least your kicker hasn’t missed yet

It’s my chance of beating Matt

Bills secondary pretty good though

Can’t miss all your kicks if you can’t get in kicking range I like the strat

This is going great

The Steelers D is a shell of itself

Weird you’d think josh changing his throwing motion should have prevented that

Damn I thought he caught that

Having huge screens with disappointed fans in their living room is an interesting choice

Hey he found the guy who can catch

They didn’t...?

Bob Ton has as many yht as Kelce

Yummy hummus!!!!

There’s that shitty D

They showed up!

72%

What was that about the kicker not missing

They fucked up by giving him an opportunity to miss

Oooo that Snell

Cantcha Snell that snell

Ooo that snell

The snell that is around yooou

Evan, I don’t mean to trigger you, but...

I am very triggered

Dan, you might get Max Points Lieberman

Dawson Knox down

I went for a walk and this game changed a lot

77%

Alternatively

My chances in Beaverton are decreasing because diggs is destroying

My chances are now better in jhole

It’s the lamar trade

lol that pick

totally legal

Man

Fuck the bills defense is trash

Here it comes

So trash talking does work!

Pitt sucks my pp

Bills about to do something that only a 6-6 NFC team could do

Your invitation to the haters ball is in the mail

GB is the only respectable team in the NFC unfortunately

Bro I’m the the debutante of the hater ball

That designed run tho

👌🏻

He almost slid all the way to the endzone

That seals it

Bills win super owl

Officially

Owlficially

How did he not get the first down on that run

it definitely was a first down on that run but it didn’t matter

I know it was very weird

10-3

DECENT

80%

Better than decent

Offense looked like an A today

Defense performed as well

Diggs looked like an A today

Defense got a yht and 2 picks

A fine showing

Only gave up 15 points

Ten less tha their average

Because the offense paced themselves today

That first half was pretty ugly

The first quarter was not a pretty one in particular

https://twitter.com/dhswi/status/1337816988794515459?s=10

Packer shit

NFC North champs

https://floridapolitics.com/archives/388610-gov-desantis-suggests-one-dose-of-pfizer-vaccine-may-be-enough

Oh good

That’s smart of him to say

https://twitter.com/bepryor/status/1338350295580078080?s=10

That’s p chill

Ben agrees with me

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1338365886542049282

Richest person in the world is a huge piece of shit, real shocker

He’s just refreshing the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots

Plus, did you see starship?

It exploded

Yep

So it’s a good time to punch down to make yourself feel better

He’ll get his someday

What a child

Pissing his pants bc his rocket blew up

Congrats on the internet attention though

I don’t think he minds that his rocket blew up, I think the test was considered a success tbh

But he should absolutely get off Twitter

Oh so he’s just a piece of shit all the time, got it

He’s posting memes that high schoolers would

Because he has the mentality of a high schooler. Spoiled rich kid who’s never been checked

https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/1338341658069491713

We going up to the mountain this week or what

This week is tough for me

But then I’m pretty free for the following two

Same

Now nobody gets chips

https://twitter.com/jeffjacobson/status/1338253345580969984?s=20

Watch this

I hope you all enjoy chanooka

https://www.akoin.io/

Akon bringing crypto to Africa lol

https://news.trust.org/item/20201214051133-ojymr

Makes it easier to anonymously purchase conflict diamonds

Pornhub purged all unverified content

Kyle, has your channel been purged?

Noooo

The Great Purge

This may effect your ability to purge your dick

Cullen

Are you prepared to bring your Yorkshire pudding up to the gingham altar for judgment?

I am not

I’m afraid that you must

Unrelated

But if you guys knew 2020 was going to be like this

Would you have done more drugs

And drank more last year?

I think we drank plenty

I’m still drinking enough on weekends in quarantine

But would you drink more

Let’s stop looking to the past

And to the future

Of drugs

Drugs ros?

I like this

Dangerous business, that...

Mighty dangerous

Necessary tho

Sharing screen in a meeting while the steam icon app is visible on my taskbar 🤦🏻‍♂️

At least you aren’t alt tabbed out of a game

I only do that to respond to emails

https://twitter.com/cannamomm/status/1337962583488421889

https://twitter.com/steventdennis/status/1338573583434575872?s=10

1/3 of gofundme’s are for medical bills

gotta be one of the biggest insurers of americans at this point

shit hole country

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1338582983574425600

https://twitter.com/wspieler/status/1338598307313102851

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1338469539139317761

Yup, dudes good

Good to see him kill it

https://twitter.com/bolton_exotic/status/1338552613659439104

Is that considered doing pastaface?

Pretty sure Italians were colonizers

Thus, they can mocked without being canceled