Friday, October 16, 2020

https://twitter.com/Atlantis252/status/1316644478980108291

I love that

https://youtu.be/uolt56i7vDU

That reminds me of this

Ooo yeah that ones good

https://twitter.com/robdemovsky/status/1316471640650330114?s=10

Davante with that heat

Yes!

Juicy

Holy shit!!!!

Evan! Have you seen this?!?

OMG

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

HAS ANYONE SENT THIS TO MIKE AND JOHNNY?

I sent it to Mike

Just sent to Johnny

Oh my god it’s SO GOOD

It’s truly great

I must know their reactions

Thank you Dan

I did debut the deano Blandino song at Johnny’s house

That was truly amazing

It was well worth it, no matter the cost

I immediately knew what this was once I heard the first few seconds

It was perfect

With cameo you get to write their script?

A consummate professional

Aka make them sing along to songs?

You commissioned that?’!

It’s so good!

This is SO GOOD

He did a real good job

This is the best fall thing I’ve ever seen

Not fall thing

Just thing

Dan

You’ve outdone yourself

Truly good work

I haven’t stopped

I keep giggling to myself like Dennis Nedry in Jurassic park

You know Dino is gonna start busting that out now

It’s his new thing

And I love it

God I hope so

I really do

He owes Evan royalties if he does

Was that flourish at the end pro Bono ?

I think he was summarizing

God I can’t stop laughing

Just wondering what he thinks about that song

Just how ridiculous it is

Can I get a quote?

Also, how much does 45 seconds of werner herzog cost?

You can get these quotes on the app too

I can’t find Cage, Herzog, Fierri...

Guy Fieri?

Yeah

I wanted Fieri to read, “tonight, on triple D - Dale, Dale, Dale - it’s about your mother and it’s not looking good.”

This isn’t Markky Mark

leeeee

L

Dan what a gift you just delivered into the world

It’s really amazing

Like so good

Ok so when would you guys like to go to the blumpy patch

I’d say either late morning or early afternoon spending on forecast

Lot beers at hrm?

Bro I’ve still got an iPhone 8

It’s a fuck cops joke but I’m glad your 8 is still running

I know it is

That mean you’re gonna get a 12?

I’ll get whatever phone heather steals from work next is my plan

https://twitter.com/TimTebow/status/1317109941845590016

Tim Tebow with the wisdom!!!

#philosopher

#FSU

#gators

#collegegameday

I have been periodically giggling to myself all morning thinking about Deano

Someone should edit it down to just his singing and make it their ringer

Heather’s been singing it all morning, it’s so great

I wonder if he sings it to himself now

Oh that dude has heard ayo for yayo

Dean Blandino is the former head of officiating for the XFL

There was definitely a lot of yayo involved in the creation of the XFL

Damn I didn’t know that about the XFL

that just furthers my love for Dino

https://twitter.com/linseymarr/status/1316806801715798016?s=10

“This assumes breathing”

🤔

Its fine as long as you sit still in silence for your flight

And don’t breath

No no it assumes you are breathing

Lol I know

Breathing is OK as long as you don’t eat or talk or turn your head

I wonder if you can swap breathing for one of the others

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1317130827621421059

Oh snap he’s back at it

So what’s the plan for to rorow

What is going on in my timeline?

Meet at noon?

1130?

1230?

I’ll be at HRM for an 8am crispy boi

But really?

The place opens at 9

Yea

So meet there 1130?

That’s chilly