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Saturday, September 26, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s really good
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s my cinematic debut, I think I’ll start working on a major release (cum)
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cybernetically upgraded male?
    Daniel Miller
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m gonna get so fucking high tonight
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just ordered a spicy meataballo!
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Covid?
  8. What is he talking about?
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cybernetically upgraded males
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s not a world I want to live in
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    He was talking about COVID in his emerald mines
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Covid mines
  13. Matt avatar
    Cullen Conway
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    This, did not hold up
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    How the fuck is he predicting that on 3/19
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah that was weird
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I didn’t see the date
  19. I thought he meant next year
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s too busy planning Bolivian coup d taus to learn epidemiology
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    D Taus
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    Coup d’etat
  23. Whatever
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A cutting of states
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Didn’t know that, lovely
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    TIL
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1309571858140991493?s=10
  28. The moose knuckle on this guy
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That looks painful
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah that’s the grapes and the vine
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Did it make you horny?
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big Proud Boys rally tomorrow w
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, you going?
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Mazel Tov to my Proud Boys
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan found a shield you can use
  36. Matt avatar
    No Jen is having a procedure
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
  38. Then who’s gonna wield this shit
  39. Matt avatar
    Drop it off at the Soros uhaul
    Cullen Conway
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Common cracked antifa escutcheon
  41. +3% block
  42. +5 stamina
  43. Slotted (empty)
  44. 0/25 durability
  45. +10 acab
    2
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro
  47. That shit is impenetrable
  48. Matt, what percentage of the populace would you say are both pro-life and anti-mask?
  49. Matt avatar
    Probably pretty high
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    What about anti-mask and anti-gay?
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    Probably pretty high
  52. https://twitter.com/ariberman/status/1309609736967458820?s=10
  53. I know we all know these points but it still pisses me off
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s all about the gains, Cullen
    Matt
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys I’m sitting in apizza scholls waiting for my food and it makes me want to be drinking and eating pizza with my bro’s
    Daniel Miller
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I miss bog
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Me too man
  58. It’s Portland’s premier cocaine bar
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Gods I miss cocain
    Cullen Conway
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/_usuallykala/status/1309242640429445122?s=10
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    HEY MOSCOW MITCH
  63. WANNA FUCKIN SUCK ME DRY?
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Please do that
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    OOO YEAH SUCK ME YOU TOOTHLESS OLD GOAT
  66. BLEAT LIKE A MADMAN WHILE I FILL YOUR CUM HOLE WITH WHITE ROPES OF PLEASURE
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/andrewfeinberg/status/1309635242408411137?s=10
  68. I’m stoned but that was quite soothing
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    THIS
  70. IS HAYELL
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone wanna watch footies on Sunday
  72. Or get gay tomorrow?
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    No!
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes?
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Definitely
    Evan Bbbender
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pork
  78. Is denzel Washington related to Denzel ward?
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan, what are you endeavoring to do?
  80. Matt avatar
    You know the guy with an eyepatch in sorry to bother you is Denzel Washington’s son?
  81. There’s your morning movie trivia from Matt
    Cullen Conway
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like that
  83. Do you mean today?
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Either of the things you mentioned
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well outside beers today, weather permitting
  86. Or footies tomorrow
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay weather permitting today. What about for footies tomorrow?
  88. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ComplexMusic/status/1309646908282097675
    Daniel Miller
  89. 👁
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oops
  91. Already letting national security secrets slip
    Evan Bbbender
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alright, whoa cracking some nazi skulls today boys?
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    Mazel Bros?
  94. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a beautiful day for a bike n drink
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk about that
  97. Might be later
  98. But I can see blue sky right now
  99. And only a little bit of covid and prod boys
    Daniel Miller
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I saw this comment about the black and yellow Fred perry polos that the proud boys wear and apparently in the gay scene it means you like to get pissed o
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m not worried about the stupid fucking proud boys ransacking the city
  102. Nobody stops me from drinking
  103. Hm good to know
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So they are aka the piss boys
  105. Matt avatar
    Their leader sodomized himself with a dildo on camera to own the libs
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pics or gtfo
  107. Matt avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/thedailyzeitgeist/comments/9rf3dp/you_guysproud_boys_founder_gavin_mcinnes_once/
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t have the Reddit app so I can’t view it but that’s good enough
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Uh oh Cullen
  110. Proud boys meeting up at peninsula park
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re trying to smash some antique windows
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh nevermins
  113. That’s the antifascist meetup spot
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
  115. Thanks Ian you fucking asshole
  116. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t understand
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He meant to tweet Melvin Ingram
  118. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh
  119. Now that makes sense
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But I just got a tweet notification that said Melvin Gordon to IR
  121. And said wtf
  122. Beers anyone
  123. Just a few now mind you
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d meet later dependent upon weather
  125. It was just raining here and looks like it could start again
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh jarneh
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  128. Kyle Derrick
  129. Who wore it better?
  130. Kyle Derrick avatar
  131. I think we know who wins this contest
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ooo yeah there you go buddy
  133. Drunk and smoking
  134. I’m going to petition a larger group
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Greasy hair
  136. Dirty shoes
  137. Crop top
  138. Drunk
  139. And
  140. Smoking
  141. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the lifestyle right there