Thursday, August 27, 2020

Hard

Jake is coming Saturday morning

Oh boy

Is he gonna meet us at lake or spot?

Not sure

Doesn’t matter which as long as we know since there isn’t service at the site

I was gonna send him the geotag when you send it to me

I told him our bridge jumping plan and he said, “Blowjob bridge!”

He knows

I think I’ve been there with him
Before

I have

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1298811949736701952?s=10

Wow

Wow indeed damn

PORTLAND ADVANCES!!

What a comeback

Is Stevie coming?

Stewie

And Stevie

Mexican National Dr. Stuart Turnsky

I am going to bring dawgs and burgers, was gonna get dawg buns if someone wants to get burger buns I’ll split with ye

I already got my
Groceries

But you love hot dogs?

Ditching the buns so you can eat more hotdogs?

What direction will you be taking dan?

Paella?

W/a side of hot dogs

Big dawg with the steeeaks

Lowest part of 2020: Dan switching from hotdogs to steak

Maybe if the steak was in a more phallic form the transition would be easier

I’ve heard of hotdogs called tube steaks before

That’s what I call my shiddies

Evan, are you bringing teremana?

Not this time

Although it’s worth noting that i am grateful

Someone else bring liquor this time

Kyle, don’t you want a celebratory liquor?

Not really

Tbh

When I’m drinking all day the last thing I need is straight liquor

But the first thing you need is drug water

Yeah Drug water is completely different

Hotdog flavored drug water?

Great idea!

Wait is there...not going to be liquor then?

No

I’ve brought it the last like 4 times

You’re fucking rich bro

Evan, get teremana

Either you bring it, or you buy a suburban

The Rock wants you to buy teremana

The rock does want me to buy teremana...

Lol

And I am grateful...

🤔

IM DONE RISKING MY LIFE GOING TO THE LIQUOR STORE FOR YOU LOSERS

if I go, we’re all splitting the teremana

It’ll be like $5 a person

Excuse me?

I don’t even want loquor

Not loquor

Nor liquor

I’ll throw down

But I am brining the drugs

I got five on it, rather

Gratitude 🙏🏻

Nah without Kyle it’ll be more like 7-8

I got 7-8 on it 🎶

Doesn’t have the same ring to it but fuck it

Gratitude brothers

🙏🏻🙏🏻

Kyle, I’d like you to remember that we are all cake and, as such, we are your birthday cake your weekend 😋

I’ll remember that you’re cake when I’m on drugs

Whoa

Kenosha sheriff in 2018

Good culture there

Evan, did you write this l?

Cullen!! Lake Charles LA has been hit hard by the storm!!

Damnit

Amanda ended the interview

That last sentence isn’t true

Lol she just didn’t want to deal with that person anymore?

Red flag?

It’s gonna be a scorcher in Detroit tomorrow

Do I need to bring a pan?

We may want a couple different options

Couldn’t hurt to have two skillets

Alright boys I’m not going to make a teremana run this time

But if one of you brings some swill, then I’ll throw down

I got it the last like 4 times

Excluding dan for a few of those

There ARE NO CAMPFIRES

Evan, I have brought liquor each time as well, for the record

Evan, why do you keep saying last 4 times?

You have gone camping once

I will also be bringing a pot, Dan

I brought a bottle for my own birthday, then let’s not forget about when we went to pier park

There’s one other time I cannot recall but I also shared mezcal with everyone

But you also come to my house, demand my liquor, then piss on my house

A stinky piss at that!

Well I will have doughnuts and mushrooms for everyone

But no liquor

I have 1/3 bottle of whiskey I can bring

Ok maybe a quarter

Goes nice with coffee