Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Happy birthday, 🥬

32 is a good year!!

Thanks bros

We should have room for it

Though Sharing one drink is something we probably want to avoid

Are we both driving Kyle?

I call it lolvid

I’m coming for your house Evan

I think we should both drive

I’d rather just take the xtra car and not have to worry about space

Do you think my fit can make it to this spot

Or do I need the CRV!

?

Evan says he took his Honda, but The roads can be pretty rough at spots

I’ve taken my golf before but it definitely Bittomed out at points

My Honda was fine last time i went

Dan, what’d you think of Kimberly Guilefoyle

Or were you more of a Nikki Haley man?

DJTJ is an ugly little troll but I thought $ could land you a prettier lady.  Like her energy though

Magic vagina?

Warlock

Unrelated, I just took a humongous dump

Also unrelated

You guys see that the NBAPA are talking about boycotting the playoffs

I saw the raptors discussing it

Not a covid boycott haha

The boycott was about violence against black peoples

Because look how many people watch them perform

It’s a protest

They can effectively exercise political power

By abstaining

The blazers should definitely protest

This is no longer a camping trip we are going to gulag Dan

I’ll bring my water board kit

Matt, my boat efforts have been thwarted

how

I called yesterday again to try to give my number in case one became available

I revived a very passive aggressive response

“Ah, n

If only we had a boat of our own

A #RNC2020 speaker @AbbyJohnson said cops would be “Smart” to racially profile her own adopted biracial son.

"Statistically, my brown son is more likely to commit a violent offense over my white sons,” - she sai

What a quote.

She’s speaking statistically th

Tho

What do you think her “brown son” said when she got home?

That’s not an accurate statistic

They got a Cullen?!?

Matt, I was just poking fun at her, not intending to validate her use of statistics

It’s just so dumb

Hi mom

Oh hi, brown son

Were you a good little brown boy today? Or were you negatively contributing to your racially-based crime statistics?

I do hate women

Should I bring the canvas top thing we scored on Hood?

Probably

The table was broken by Evans naked ass

I have a table, but I think if Matt has a table he could bring that 2 would also be good

Since with the dogs running about the tables tend to get full quickly

And with 3 cars we should have ample space

WHO AM I DRIVING WITH

Matt?

I know I’m dropping my car off

I’m bringing back luxury camp manor too

I’m not anti canine

I’m just planning accordingly

Yeah you rode with Matt

But we will
Meet y at his place and caravan

I’d like to file a grievance

Who are you riding with Kyle?

The past two times I’ve asked if Evan is horny he has vehemently claimed that he is not

I...

That is a violation of HBC

I AM NOT HORNY!

I am driving myself by myself

I...I...

I don’t think there will be room in our car, given all the shit and two dogs

Yeah I just think the extra space will be useful

I don’t mind driving solo

Kyle I might just bring hazel so we’ll only have 1 dog

I’m burning my dick

To prove that I am no longer beholden to my whims

That HORNINESS DOES NOT CONTROL ME

And i would offer it up to the great jar in the sky

May it please him, o great creator

Yeah even with just one dog I feel like the extra space would be handy for other things

Like das boot?

I can bring it

But I’d there is one place a boot would be likely to break its camping

“The everdrink goes camping”

“The gang gets covid”

Wives don’t approve of a house due to covid but we bring a boot camping

Just say gay sex

Alcohol kills covid I think

We just tell em we were smooching

I’ll bring extra hydroxychloroquine

I’ll bring extra recovered covid patient plasma

But yeah, boot is a bad idea

Cullen, you will bring cornhole though?

Yes, if you bring the can jam

I’ll bring canned tuna

Kan kjam arrived today

U wot?

The frisbee bucket alley oop game

Oh it’s not like related to the KKK or anything

Like Kan Kjam

Klan kjam

It’s called kan jam

It’s quite fun

If you remember from my bachelor party

Except for Dan

Who wasn’t invited

A fine compromise though

You see that the Milwaukee Bucks boycotted game 5?

Pretty lit

Is it a forfeit then?

It looks like more teams are rolling toward it

LeBron just tweeted FUCK THIS

Police brutality

That wasn’t the full tweet

Blazers can stage quite the comeback if the lakers forfeit the rest of the games

Rockets-OKC doing the same

Damn man things are heating up

I’m guessing Blazers don’t play tonight

I’m going to get my popcorn because I know it’s sick but I cannot wait to see what Trump tweets about this

https://twitter.com/chrisbhaynes/status/1298724630576812035?s=10

Semantics but sure

Yup

This is wild

Covid didn’t stop them but racism did

Respect

Where’s the Trump tweet calling them pathetic cowards?

He has a platform tonight

That won’t happen

acab

What about John McClane?

I don’t think he plays in the nba anymore

That’s a good one

Should I bring a giant Tony’s chocaloney bar again?

Yes

At least one

Very good

Well they got that kid who killed two protestors last night

I saw that

17 years old

Stoke level check

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