Monday, August 24, 2020

I’d be down for bot

Oh my yes

Kale, any thoughts?

We might want to get a reservation sooner than later then

I can look into it

Is there any benefit to a bigger boat?

There are 8 person, 10 person, and 14 person boat

We’d be 6 at most

So 8 seems plenty

Dogs are chill too

Yeah 8 seems fine

Who will be the captain is my only concern

Dan

I’ll bring my captain hat

I will

Evan

Should I try to book it?

Are we all in?

4 Hours
6 Hours
8 Hours
$225.00
$250.00
$275.00

That didn’t copy well but you get the point

May as well get 8 hours?

How long we wanna be out there?

It’s only $50 more

We could always bail early

Yeah

At that cost doesn’t matter much

Alright I’ll see what I can swing

What time would we want to start? Like 10?

Probably around then

No boats available next Saturday

I was getting horny about that

Big time blue balls come on man

Yeah that’s a bummer

They are the only marina renting on Detroit too

Guess we can just bridge jump unless people have other ideas

Yeah bridge jump is good

Wait, the woman at the marina may have lied to me

I think another place rents

Nice

Nope, they didn’t put any rental boats in the water this year

Call her back and sweet talk her

Dan

Buy a boat for next weekend

Get a Tesla bot

So we definitely thinking Detroit?

I’m down to check out Detroit

I mean despite the lack of boat

Dan buy a dinghy

What is the tow capacity on the Tesla?

Cullen any boats available for Friday afternoon?

No boats next Friday, Matt

I sweet-talked the guy too

To let you know just in case?

Bummer. Well we can still drive to bridge

Matt just got back from his camping trick

Where they did a lot of ecstasy and mushrooms

Nice

He is dead to me

Does he have leftovers?

I don’t think so, it looks like he took it all

I’ve got like 15 grams of shrooms we can all share

I think that’s enough to get silly

But not have “the terror”

Hot drug water!!

You will need to bring that little tea stooper thing

Oh yeah

Though I don’t think it’s big enough for 15 grams

Considering it was full from like 1 gram

That was enough to make me chummy

Imagine 15x that amount

Kyle, where is the bridge we can jump/swim at locates?

https://goo.gl/maps/XkrTJEUSFacRBbN36

Dropped pin
Near Linn County, OR

https://goo.gl/maps/gpGbEgW553tTwjkT7

44°47'55.6"N 121°53'25.9"W

First one is bridge and second is best guess at the campsite

Sweet, looks like I could do some fishing at the bridge spot too

Well, near it

Yeah it may depend on the water level

Yeah, I drove by last weekend and it wasn’t too bad

Anyone have any thoughts on that pool boi sleeping with Jerry Falwell Jr’s wife while he whacked in in the corner watching?

What

You heard me

Are you kink shaming Cullen?

Lol

I saw that earlier and almost sent it

No I’m into it

Let people have a good time

That’s rule #1

Is he still speaking at the RNC tonight?

After stepping down?

It would be fine if he wasn’t a super conservative

Evangelical

Well yeah

I’m still into it

They always have the worst kinks I swear

Yeah they are all sexually frustrates

😤

They need that BIG NUT

🥜

Dan, are you kink and or meth shaming?

Yeah wtf man

gayDad = strongDad

I have purchased can jam

So now we can hole and jam each other to our hearts content