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Wednesday, August 12, 2020

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So fires are only allowed at campgrounds with preset firepits. Is it worth trying to find one so we can have fire or just go dispersed
  2. Dispersed with no fore*
  3. Matt avatar
    Anyone taking that Friday off?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was absolutely going to
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I suppose i could
  6. Matt avatar
    Alright I was tentatively planning on it just wanted to make sure others were
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are we talking about the 28th?
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah but what about Kyle’s question
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are we going to “the spot”
    Evan Bbbender
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We certainly can but more fire then
  12. No fire*
  13. Only campgrounds with pits are allow for rest of summer
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s take the heat
  15. They can’t stop us
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought we were going to D Troit
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d much prefer to have a fire
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They can stop us
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes Evan
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How does dan know about the spot
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t think you can have fire anywhere in MR hood forest, even campgrounds
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Even at sex party forest
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Willamette forest you can have campgrounds with pits, but I’ve been going through all the sites on the list and they are pretty much
    Booked except for first cu
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s just go to the spot and have a fire
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We could get a big fine
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  27. Above you were making the opposite argument
  28. Oh, that was dan
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I don’t want to get a fine
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was confused when you were like, “I thought we were going to D Troit” when that was clearly up for discussion due to fire
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh. No fires anywhere starting 14th
  32. Even campgrounds
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well that fucking sucks
  34. Can we still burn Evans dick?
    Daniel Miller
  35. Matt avatar
    Obviously we can still burn Evans dick
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Burn my dick
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it just isn’t the same without a fire.
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sure enough
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not even close
  40. It’s like you’re drunk and it’s dark and your shoes can’t even burn themselves
  41. Matt avatar
    How bout Washington can we burn stuff there?
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Litter and it will hurt
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe I was wrong and you can still have fires in fire pits
  44. Matt avatar
    Stop toying with our emotions Kyle
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What if it’s an underground fire
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think that’s case, but those campgrounds are basically all full
  47. So we would have to hope for a first cum
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I cum
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://goo.gl/maps/xSZvSgffY9ZXeaSw6
  50. Riverside Campground
    Camp Sherman, OR 97730
  51. That place has a spot
  52. Buts it’s 2.5 hours away
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    How’s the spot look?
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Trees and dirt
  55. River like 500’ft away
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Grinder s
  57. Trondeins**
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sounds like the sites are mostly in sight of the other sites
  59. So not private
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    What about a beach house?
  61. There has to be a good option!
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://abnb.me/0FFzwdEzS8
  63. That’s like 900
  64. https://abnb.me/Lu5KXWIzS8
  65. This one is 848
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    That actually looks pretty sweet
  67. I know a good cliff jumping spot near there
    Matt
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m dtf
  69. I like being in a house more anyways
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s close enough to Bend, we should probably get blow and keep the house hot
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://abnb.me/p5dRtPSzS8
  72. 688
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    69
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d do a hot coke house
    2
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sounds sublime
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How do we get this hot cocaine
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d be down for one of those in Terrebone
  78. Cliff jumping and hiking near bye
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ignore that, plus one for Terrebone tho
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I like that first one I sent
  81. Nice and secluded
  82. 10/10 would eat shrooms and get bit by a snake
  83. Matt avatar
    3 beds isn’t ideal
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    True
  85. The other one has more
    Matt
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But that one also has some shared areas with the host
    Matt
  87. Which is a turn off
  88. Like I think he lives in the house next door
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Zang
  90. Matt avatar
    Apparently our pregnant wives liked us camping better
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah
  92. https://abnb.me/FtsZVAgCS8
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Those bitches
  94. Matt avatar
    We could socially distance in that place
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah but it’s like 900 a night
  96. That was a joke
  97. Matt avatar
    I know I was kidding too
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not interested in spending all that money
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s pretty though
  100. Honestly, mayhaps dispersed camping with no fire
  101. Or attempt a first cum site with pits
  102. If we go to that dispersed spot by Detroit lake we can just hang out by the river at night until we’re drunk enough to sleep
  103. Or have a secret fire
  104. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think if we go to the spot and have a fire, we won’t get a huge fine unless we burn the forest down
  105. They’ll just tell us to put it out
  106. And we might
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think it’s it’s $100-5k fine and up to 12 months in jail
  108. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s if you burn down the forest
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And if you cause a fire then all the fire fighting costs
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    O
  111. Couldn’t we just tell them that we didn’t start the fire
  112. 🎵
  113. Cullen Conway avatar
    So what was wrong with the terrebone houses?
  114. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s not preggo approved
  115. Matt avatar
    Not socially distanced enough
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ahhhh
  117. Makes sense
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    I tried telling Alice that Cullen would be drinking and it wouldn’t really matter where we were. That was not very persuasive thoug
  119. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes, I’m the only one who gets close under the influence of alcohol
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My naked body gets all over the table
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it’s a bit silly
  122. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damn, Saturday saying 98 in Portland
  123. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen, please reserve this chat for camping talk
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    (Isildur gif)
    Daniel Miller
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh dan
  126. Cullen Conway avatar
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’ve missed so much