Quotes
Quotes
The fifty most-tapbacked messages in the Newfound Glory Hole, ranked by total reactions (with ❤️-count as the tiebreaker).
1. Daniel Miller — 2025-09-20
In the Hawaii airport, having a hoen lunch for 1
Reactions: loved×6
2. Matt — 2025-12-11
Doing a Dimos Laurelhurst Blutos gluttonous lone hoen tomorrow in honor of the boys
Reactions: loved×6
3. Matt — 2024-10-08
Handled my shit in that interview
Reactions: loved×5 liked×1
4. Matt — 2023-02-05
Ok 50 minutes apparently. Took me a while to notice the street numbers going down again
Reactions: loved×5
5. Cullen Conway — 2023-04-06
420 daughter
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6. Cullen Conway — 2023-04-06

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7. Cullen Conway — 2023-04-30

Reactions: loved×5
8. Evan Bbbender — 2023-05-21

Reactions: loved×5
9. Evan Bbbender — 2023-12-14
Reactions: loved×5
10. Brian Ambuel — 2024-02-23
420 titties
Reactions: loved×5
11. Evan Bbbender — 2024-03-07
Your Columbia passes are safe
Reactions: loved×5
12. Max Lieberman — 2024-07-06

Reactions: loved×5
13. Max Lieberman — 2024-10-11
Buffalo clubs must have insane hat and cigarette check prices
Reactions: loved×5
14. Matt — 2024-11-16
Just picked up a curb side order from Freddie’s and Jen somehow managed to order a $100 6lb block of cheese
Reactions: loved×5
15. Evan Bbbender — 2024-12-05
�I rolled up to the very small terrain park today on vista and sat down and some kid went “what are you doing over here old man?” as he rode b
Reactions: loved×5
16. Max Lieberman — 2025-01-04
First Hoen lunch when everyone is wet again will be acropolis
Reactions: loved×5
17. Kyle Derrick — 2025-01-12

Reactions: loved×5
18. Daniel Miller — 2025-01-14
Evan, I have a confession to make, I’ve been paying Elon to play my A account
Reactions: loved×5
19. Max Lieberman — 2025-01-16
Beautiful epitaph
Reactions: loved×5
20. Daniel Miller — 2025-03-27

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21. Daniel Miller — 2025-04-04
Prices on what?
Reactions: loved×5
22. Daniel Miller — 2025-05-14
Good day today
Reactions: loved×5
23. Kyle Derrick — 2025-06-15
Ik drunk
Reactions: loved×5
24. Evan Bbbender — 2025-06-16
https://x.com/bacardicapital/status/1934263912830267527?s=46
Reactions: loved×5
25. Evan Bbbender — 2025-08-05
Cocaine party and fancy dinner for the BOYS
Reactions: loved×5
26. Daniel Miller — 2025-09-02

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27. Brian Ambuel — 2025-09-04
If you start a Hoen fund me I’ll donate
Reactions: loved×5
28. Daniel Miller — 2025-09-05
The drunkest dad at daycare pickup
Reactions: loved×5
29. Brian Ambuel — 2025-09-23
Me hoping on my bike leaving beulahland
Reactions: loved×5
30. Evan Bbbender — 2025-10-02

Reactions: loved×5
31. Matt — 2025-10-13
That’s my golden new butthole
Reactions: loved×5
32. Evan Bbbender — 2025-12-05

Reactions: loved×5
33. Kyle Derrick — 2025-12-30
Perfect for a post dinner ketativo
Reactions: loved×5
34. Brian Ambuel — 2026-01-01
I already ate my first Big Mac of 2026
Reactions: loved×5
35. Matt — 2026-01-02
I’m doing the same amount of drugs and alcohol as I do every month
Reactions: loved×5
36. Cullen Conway — 2026-03-21
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
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37. Matt — 2026-03-21
We breaking out the fine china tonight
Reactions: loved×5
38. Max Lieberman — 2024-12-16

Reactions: loved×4 liked×1
39. Matt — 2025-12-18

Reactions: loved×4 emphasized×1
40. Cullen Conway — 2026-01-16
Max, if you’re coming it’s still 12
Reactions: loved×4 liked×1
41. Max Lieberman — 2024-10-24
Hat check at hawks is shoving your hat deep into your own asshole
Reactions: loved×3 laughed×1 liked×1
42. Max Lieberman — 2025-08-07
�It’s my birth tomorrow - Mercedes has the day off and we’re heading to my mom’s in the morning, but if there’s hoenin to be had when we get back, I’d take a taste of i
Reactions: loved×3 emphasized×2
43. Matt — 2021-01-22

Reactions: loved×4
44. Cullen Conway — 2021-02-02
Dan I’ll wake up early, pick you up, drop you at Kyle’s, then go home and work a full day
Reactions: loved×4
45. Kyle Derrick — 2022-04-13

Reactions: loved×4
46. Cullen Conway — 2022-05-23

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47. Cullen Conway — 2023-03-07
https://twitter.com/danceswithtamis/status/1633131598030991360?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
Reactions: loved×4
48. Max Lieberman — 2023-04-10

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49. Cullen Conway — 2023-05-12

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50. Cullen Conway — 2023-05-12
420 driving
Reactions: loved×4