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Jerry's

Contents
  1. 1 The case for
  2. 2 The case against
  3. 3 The Amanda subplot
  4. 4 See also

Chat shorthand for [[Jerry's Tavern]], the Northwest Portland bar that has been in the chat's vocabulary continuously since [[Cullen Conway]]'s **2025-05-23** *"Jerry's tav"*.

Jerry's

Chat shorthand for Jerry's Tavern, the Northwest Portland bar that has been in the chat's vocabulary continuously since Cullen Conway's 2025-05-23 "Jerry's tav".

Jerry's is the chat's standard short form for Jerry's Tavern, referenced 15+ times in the corpus and the principal counter-proposal to Blutos as a hoen destination. Its principal proponent is Cullen Conway; its principal critic is Evan Bbbender. The full institutional history of the venue — including the Ducks game thread of October 2025, the March 2026 hoen-day debate, and the Creed jersey incident of May 1, 2026 — is documented in Jerry's Tavern.

The case for

"We could fucking Jerry's hoen" — Cullen Conway, 2026-03-18

"Jerry's is cool, I like being inside when its nice out, you don't have to imagine what its like to be depressed." — Daniel Miller, 2026-03-18

Daniel Miller's structural critique of patio dining — "you don't have to imagine what its like to be depressed" — was politely undermined by Cullen Conway within minutes: "Jerry's has outdoor seating too Dan if you want to get depressed". The exchange is the encyclopedia's preferred summary of all in-chat hoen-venue debate.

The case against

The chat's reticence around Jerry's is owned by Evan Bbbender:

"I'm not just trying to go to blutos but I'm meh on Jerry's" — Evan Bbbender, 2026-03-18

"If yall want Jerry's we could Jerry's" — Evan Bbbender, 2026-03-19

The latter, while syntactically compliant, is widely understood as resigned rather than enthusiastic.

The Amanda subplot

On 2026-03-20 Cullen Conway reported a small act of marital subversion:

"Amanda said she'd go to Jerry's with me and I almost did just to piss Evan off" — Cullen Conway, 2026-03-20

Evan Bbbender, reading correctly between the lines, responded:

"To see Amanda" — Evan Bbbender, 2026-03-20

The exchange is unique in the corpus in that it documents Amanda as the chat's preferred mechanism for resolving venue disputes — a structural feature whose mechanism the encyclopedia is unwilling to diagnose.

See also

See also