Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Plot twist

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/2031521305028116702?s=46

Idk if I’ve ever heard of this kind of a thing

I didn’t know you could do that?

Did he fail the physical?

I have no idea it’s crazy!

They found out he’s cut

His pebis?

What else?

His nippies

Nipple foreskin is devious

https://x.com/BostonSatire/status/2031525216199815317

https://x.com/blakecowellx/status/2031533324548665608?s=46

Real fresh ink this time

Damn this is SICK

Back of the calf?

Really unpleasant place to get done

Looks great

Really wasn’t that bad except the dots in the brain for some reason

Sprinkles robot brain

Matt is a tat man

Waiting for the face tat

Couldn’t let Cullen have a more recent tat than me

https://x.com/pigskin_papi/status/2031723679365640505?s=46

Happy Amber Day

https://x.com/robrousseau/status/2031743534739366283

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/2031506361477951954

Seent

Should have sent!

Same

https://www.portland.gov/transportation/regulatory/events/2026/3/13/safe-ride-home-st-patricks-day-weekend-2026?utm_medium=paid&utm_source=ig&utm_id=6918341752316&utm_content=6918341752116&utm_term=6918341751916&utm_campaign=691834175231

$10 uber/lyft vouchers that I think are good all this weekend through st Patrick’s day

Safe Ride Home coupons - valid on rides starting in Portland between the hours of 6 p.m. and 2:30 a.m. on Friday March 13 through Tuesday March 17. (All coupons expire at 2:30 a.m. on Wednesday, March 18.

Friday hoen about to go crazy

Not to mention Anna’s birthday

That’s more what I was thinking

Horn would be too early

Yeah Friday will probably not be too aggressive

If at all

I’ll probably just be at home watching young Sheldon reruns

Then hung Sheldon after dark

I thought your boy deleted those

Not my secret stash

What

His boy

My man Aaron

Who tf is that

He was the tenant at my aunts condo

Oooooh

Jesus CHRIST Kyle

https://x.com/runesword1/status/2031787454726885701?s=46

https://x.com/curiosityonx/status/2031790787948630380?s=46

LETS GOOOO

That comet is flying DRUNK AS HELL

Heavens gate picked the wrong comet

This comet is an omen to party down

Bag?

Kyle bring out the ketamine

That Uber ticket discount might come in handy Saturday for Anna’s party

St Patrick’s day weekend

Friday 6pm - Wednesday 2:30 am

That’s a bender

🤮

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031822493606920685?s=46

First look at Kirk cousins in a Vikings jersey

Think any places will have a bottomless Guinness brunch?

https://x.com/hfrpodcast/status/2031789364762550352?s=46

Iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Well, Iran/Hamas

Who is ready to get exploded by an “Iranian” drone

https://x.com/haramcart/status/2031799197662351533

That’s what I’m talking bout

There’s no way they can get a drone half way around the world

Or have a secret navy

FBI will just entrap a mentally handicapped kid and give em a bunch of explosives

Yeah it’s about them gearing up to false flag us

The drone will have “anti America” written on it in sharpie

Blacks rule, girls drool

A classic idiom of the left

Sometimes I will fart
And although I know not why
I find that I’m pleased

Not every time?