Saturday, January 17, 2026

Guys I’m high as hell

Hell yeah

Go to oakshire

It beckons

I’m going

Now drink

It isn’t quiet enough in here to be terrified

I’m anonymous

https://x.com/sama/status/2012253252771824074?s=46

Wut

Lmao

Hell yeah we’ve made it

All Tim Walz has been saying is to de escalate

Like maybe trump is mad it hasn’t been more violent

Walz isn’t running again he should be less of a pussy

They don’t need him to be an aggressor here matt haha

He’s been handling it really well

He should be talking about arresting ice goons

Earn that ire

He should be talking about skull fucking the hot dish stuffed corpses of the infidel (ICE)

Bender gets it

Inshallah

https://x.com/ettingermentum/status/1766132672739348539

Mahalo

Matt watch the new Korea movie

It’s so good

I did last week

It was a banger

Absolute heat

The park Chan wool
Joint?!?!?

The PCWJ

https://x.com/sama/status/2012271781394989327?s=46

Is this why we’re supposed to defund Wikipedia

https://x.com/telegraph/status/2012308891120410869?s=46

Wish I could have made it this year

https://x.com/PollTracker2024/status/2012305054074573082

https://x.com/pubwanghaf/status/2012228515488211389?s=46

https://x.com/pabloreports/status/2012002899011018807?s=46

Catchy

Yeah that’s a banger

Definitely going to start singing that in the shower

During my daily stroke-a-thon

My mom called me and was like I hate that C word but I fucking love this song

Cnut

King Cnut

Parents flight got delayed if anyone wants to come over and get blamed for everything bad that has ever happened to me during the bills game it’s an option

I don’t think I’m going to make it but genuinely go bills my dude

Sorry matt but the bills drew a winner franchise this week

Season is probably ending here

I’m aware

But still go Billie’s

Does horse meat weck?

Don’t care about losing this week I just don’t want to lose in Foxboro next week that would be worse

Truly

Spread is only 1.5 so basically a toss up for Vegas

People generally consider that Vegas favoring the bills cause home gets 3 points or whatever

That isn’t already factored in?

Nvm I get it

Broncos 49ers Super Bowl

Packers Steelers

There is still hope

If Roger Goodell has the courage

Let’s go Mr no

Bender juju

I can’t make Keon Coleman bad he’s already bad

I mean it wouldn’t have mattered?

Would have got another shot at it I guess

From further back

Another shot to turn it over

But they were moving the ball until Bender did black magic!

Blacked.com

Blacked magic

Darnell savage

Former Packer

Absolute scrub

Shut up

Bills love a good melt down

Matt your loser team is losering

Did I just unblacked them?

They’re still losering don’t you worry

LaFleur back, eh?