Monday, October 13, 2025

Matt good luck on your surgery tomorrow dude!

Thanks dog

Plan a group shid at 10:30am in my bholes honor

Consider it done my man

Good luck, Matt! Hope the Bills give you a pleasant post-op experience

Good luck brother

Buena suerte

https://x.com/polymarket/status/1977552238508937625?s=46

I saw some of them biking

I saw a large man with a small penis

That’s what ICE fears most

Who up squirting water in the ass?

https://x.com/MailmanStalker/status/1977527865559138758

I actually am about to blast some water up my ass

At/up/in/around

Today I’m observing indigenous peoples day by working

I wonder if I still get paid for the holiday today?

Columbus would have wanted me to be paid

Quirks the indigenous people want you to get paid today?

No they would want me off their land

Or to get drunk

If you do get drunk please add this acknowledgment

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1977190389414346879

I knew that was going to be kenn Klipp

Dan tell your hero to fix his trash website so we can see who’s posting

He’s too busy ushering in humanity’s future aka boosting his stock price on a bunch of bullshit

Dan, are you defending dotards running the country?

Learned a new word this morning

(Cum)

The elderly have the right to work, god knows how hard it is to retire in America after all

Beautiful fall day to work

Hell no

I’m pooping for Matt

🙏

I’m spraying water up my ass for matt

For a second time

My ass hurts

But successful?

Butt successful?

👍✴️

That’s my golden new butthole

Now let’s hope the bills don’t cause any undue stress this evening and tear that sucker open

If they do it’s your fault

https://x.com/sandinistaoliva/status/1977732347215638712

When can you stress test it out fully?

When the poop arrives I guess

That’s kind of wild

So no special diet or anything ?

Just no gsex

No just stacking stool softener they said the desired consistency is milk shake so uh delicious

Send that soft serve through

Micah Parsons before facing the Joe Flacco: “I haven’t had Flacco yet. I need him. I want him. It’s time to get him.” In his two games against Joe Flacco Parsons recorded 0 sacks.

He’ll get another chance next week against the cardinals when Joe is traded tomorrow

That would be sick it was a bitch move for the Browns to give a division rival a qb

Anyone have a clip of juju getting punched in the face? I would enjoy that

Anyone down?

What’s nova pdx? Steam have competition?

Bossanova ballroom. Changed ownership so just Nova now

Bearracuda

Bearracuda; The Great Blumpkin

Someone getting a blumpkin in that venue bathroom that night

Bills defense is ass