Thursday, October 9, 2025

Anyone wanna watch the Dux on Saturday?

I’d fux

Fywm

It’s ambitious but we could do Jerry’s…

Been wanting to go there

Reacted 🍻 to “I’ll Jerry ”

Maybe if I can get Anna to do swim class

Hilarious fuckup

https://x.com/samstein/status/1976067564477317562?s=46

The stupidity of this entire administration would be so so funny if it wasn’t also terrifying

https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/1976080637116534923?s=46

Fetterman keeps doing shit like this, he’s become so bad haha

Congress is such a joke. You have the war power and should dictate this shit you pussies

https://x.com/prem_thakker/status/1976026273894764986

He actually went there

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/qBRkcqAvEL

We did it, Joe

Bill burr is going to go maga finally which is pretty sad but none of these egos can handle an ounce of criticism

Yeah he seems genuinely perplexed that people are mad/disappointed in him

Hoen check?

Hoen hoen

Likely OUT

Reacted 🖕 to “Likely OUT”

I’m a Gametime decision

We know what that means

Reacted 😏 to “We know what that means”

Anyone want to hang tomorrow night? I’ve been unleashed from familial responsibilities if anyone wants to grab some bevvies and/ or foo

I could probably grab a lil happy hour but was planning on keeping it lowkey Friday

(Gets one devil in him - closes out the Goodfoot and eats a chicken fried on walk home)

I’m potentially interested as well

Thought we were hanging on Saturday?

I guess there is more family friendly

I’d like to watch ducks, perhaps at Jerry’s. That doesn’t mean we can’t hang Friday

I have to be out of my house Saturday evening there’s like 10 ladies coming over

But yes I know you want to watch ducks

I am free tomorrow night and can do children’s programming Saturday night

This was more of a both and thing

Ahhh

I’m in for Jerry’s and happy to host the boys and kids tomorrow evening

You mean Saturday?

What time did you have in mind tomorrow like post dinner?

Yeah I mean Saturday

I’m totally free so I’m down to grab food if others want

Tomorrow? I’ll probably have dinner with Heather since she’s been gone for so long

But if you guys are out maybe I’ll meet up

“We will remain open for business in observance of Indigenous Peoples Day”

Indigenous people salute your service

Email subject line is: Honoring Indigenous Peoples Day

Please honor them by completing your client deliverables

It’s a means of deepening our understanding

We will be prioritizing all indigenous related items in our queue

Any Italian related deliverables will be deprioritized

I’m gonna take the day off and if anyone asks say I missed the “open” part since everything else points towards closing hah

Reacted 😂 to an image

Old iron eyes Cody doesn’t know if he should cry for Italian or native reasons - but he cries on

Because he’s paid to

https://x.com/prem_thakker/status/1976317102454865974

I think you get a crown for this Matt

I suppose

The Nobel prize part though

Yeah I saw that haha

Send in the crowns

Read that in an Asian voice at your own peril

Idk if anybody’s interested, but I just saw black Joe lewis is playing at the get down tomorrow - he’s fucking sick. $30

https://open.spotify.com/track/6XxsaUGWRXc30HgewJ10M8?si=kyggQagcRCuEq7g_DSEILA

https://open.spotify.com/track/0KD5P1kWT1qXx5SNKcHf7w?si=6SMVgHloTxOZAnPQHnkdHA

What about white Joe Lewis?

I was thinking of going, Max

I’m seeing gay Joe Lewis at Steam

I’m thinking of pulverizing my dick into a purple mush

Purple?

Reacted 😳 to “I’m thinking of pulverizing my dick into a purple mush”

Going to deprive it of oxygen first

I could be interested in Joe Lewis, black

Common order at the steam coffeeshop/fuckpit

Yeah I’m digging this Joe Lewis guy and would go

https://x.com/factpostnews/status/1976336921816187140?s=46

Where do they harvest the skin to make a foreskin?

The elderly

Their eyelids?

Get over here grandma it’s time to take a snip from those underarms

The underarm foreskin farm

Coach

I’m trans