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Thursday, August 28, 2025

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.threads.com/@dril/post/DN13YuQ4p-s?xmt=AQF0flxNW6DS8oKo9B8UN9sDDmrAJu2bpwCglliiRAiq9A&slof=1
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bro. Threads?
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I commend that he’s not getting Twitter brainrot
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Threads brainrot , best brainrot
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m actually not on either it was shared with me haha
  6. But I still have brain rot
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it Hoen lunch yet
    2
  8. Been a long year
  9. Matt avatar
    Wen hoen
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not for me!
  11. Kyle you gotta replace me
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    You’re not gonna eat lunch until you sell your condo?
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    More or less
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s not healthy , you need your bros
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gotta be really poor for the foreseeable future!!
  16. I do
  17. But I also have to be fucking cheap
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    We can make it budget friendly
  19. Gil’s speak easy only
    2
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mmm
  21. Yum yum
  22. I can really only do the cheap eats, like the blutos the sandwich and burrito shops etc
  23. And somehow hat yai which is really affordable for a group
  24. Max Lieberman avatar
    Daniel MillerGil’s speak easy only
    Sloppy joes two for 5 now thasssome wet meat
    Daniel Miller
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d blutos
  26. Hell I’ll eat at Kyle’s shit box
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Great for groups
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s my shit box?
  29. My ass?
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What else would it be
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk I thought maybe some place I champion
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s the literal box of shit you send us pictures of every day
    2
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    If you’d like I can actually tell
    You exactly what Evan’s eating
  34. I get all the receipts
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Please
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look we’ve got a sincerely bagel on the menu in the next 4-5 days
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
  38. Matt avatar
  39. Real
    Cullen Conway
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2 goats
  41. (In their respective fields)
  42. Matt avatar
    Both of their fields is kiddie diddling
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/unclefemme/status/1960720337357955291?s=46
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro it’s diet cokes
  45. Energy drinks are fridge meth
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now that’s some good use of ai
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Probably photoshop tbh
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
  51. Going on with this trend
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone wanna grab a lunch tomorrow
  53. Matt avatar
    Wen hoen
    Daniel Miller
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The shit box is having a brown plate lunch special
  55. Matt avatar
    Simply shine the hoen signal to the sky and I emerge from the shadows like hoeny batman
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 🦇 to “Simply shine the hoen signal to the sky and I emerge from the shadows like hoeny batman ”
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt is going number 1 overall in the horn lunch draft
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I wish I could put up those numbers
  59. I used to
  60. But apparently I’m past my prime
  61. Matt avatar
    Just come hoen
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could hoen
  63. No fancy boi for me tho
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    Where you thinkin
  65. Matt avatar
    What’s the current record holder for expensive hoens?
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Shalom y’all is up there
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Probably something like shalom yall or kachka
  69. Because of vodka alone
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Should we catch a d?
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    D? Dimos?
    Daniel Miller
  72. I could D or B
  73. But whatever
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    1230 D?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That works
  76. https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2749918193?s=46
  77. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They have so many sandwiches and they all sound so good
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg
  80. https://x.com/micahhparsons11/status/1961171971926061250?s=46
  81. Oooomg
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Super Bowl confirmed
  83. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/lib_crusher/status/1961181853760532531
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A classic
  85. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/pulpy_fiction/status/1961104798012363144
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dallascowboys/status/1961185548300947598?s=46
  87. The comment section
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not readying that
    Matt
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Perhaps you might consider reading it