Wednesday, August 20, 2025

https://x.com/uhshanti/status/1957874528933277908?s=46

https://x.com/WashProbs/status/1958174783041884639

Antifa has been arming the homeless in DC with mines this is super necessary

In a way it’s kind of funny how stupidly this is playing out

Anyone wanna hit hood river next next Saturday (8/30) for grasslands BBQ lunch, beach after, then double mountain for dinner?

Yes

Oh wait, no I want to go there te following Saturday for their BBQ and music festival on the waterfront

That sounds like a clusterfuck

I’m down

I’m out for next weekend

https://x.com/polymarket/status/1958207843653321033?s=46

Thank you, polymarket…??

Israel said its murder time

Haven’t they been doing that for like the last several years?

Yeah but now it’s a ruined city and they can clean up the remaining starved population

I’m surprised they haven’t dropped fake food drops that explode when the starving swarm it

The food with bees in it

That’s right out of Kyle’s “clean up Portland” playbook

That is patently false

You clearly didn’t read my manifesto

Kyle has a 3 point plan

1. Limited rehabilitation
2. Arbeit macht frei
3. 😋

Look this is Kyle’s plan

Don’t forget about alligator Alcatraz

Look, it’s simple, mental health homeless go into asylums.

Drug addicted go into forced rehab with post rehab housing/support

Washouts get turned into kibble

They don’t get to choose

It’s true

There are obviously also people without mental illness nor drug addiction that are homeless

Those people need to be found and helped first

And/or people who are nearing being homeless

Found the box with liquid shit again

Should put a little bow on it

I’ll try and remember that when I take my morning walk tomorrow

That looks pretty solid

Or solidified

It’s completely liquid it just dried out as it’s from yesterday or Monday

Sun dried faeces

Sounds like we are in for next Saturday

Reacted 🤙 to “Sounds like we are in for next Saturday”

Is that a kyle birthday bonanza?

More or less

That may be the weekend I agreed to go to Washington and hanging out with my friend Joel (wiener) I need to double check

It’s Labor Day weekend

Saturday, definitely not Sunday?

Correct

Kk

I already have plans Sunday otherwise that would have been a consideration

We can’t do Sunday either

8/30 it is

Sounds lovely but I’m out of town that weekend

I think we’re planning on heading to the wallowas for the weekend, but if we don’t get our shit together, that sounds awesom

I’m also out of town

Understandable. It is Labor Day weekend so not surprising people have plans

I was initially gonna see about doing ot this weekend but with the heat it will be too hot to spend that much time outdoors/non air conditioned spaces

I’ll tough it out

Yeah I’m heading to HR this weekend lol

I’ll get heat stroke for you on your birthday

The heat is only part of the equation

You could wear a hat and have a little mister

Stroking is the other part

Do any of you who frequent laurlebrust market know if the outdoor tented area is somehow air conditioned?

It is

it’s not super cold, but it is

Anyone interested in Von Ebert brewing tomorrow night for dinner? I heard their BBQ is good and want to try it.

The one on Mississippi

I’ll scream

That’s the bbq place that was culmination for a while

Put me down for maybe

Harbq

They appear to have stepped their game up

Yeah I saw a write up about them having emerged as dank

Anyone cock rockin this weekend when it’s hot?

I have no plans so I’m interested

We were taking maybe naked falls?

RIP kyle

He would have loved the new stairs

Is he dead?

Could be.

You never know

He’s fucking dead

Would love to go to naked falls

Will drive

Trump accused the Smithsonian Institution of focusing too much on “how bad slavery was” is really a great headline

Yeah they never talk about the good things slavery gave us

Like affordable cigarettes

Isn’t slavery basically what built America?

Guess that’s good/bad

Yeah I didn’t mean to open this as a debate on if slavery was in fact good

Slavery is great for the non slaves

I think that’s what Trump meant

They never mention how great slavery was for the rich white men

Capitalism makes slaves of us all

If you work then you’re working class

I’m not rich 😟

For now

Yeah, life isn’t over yet

I think

Any word on the condo?

Well

It’s scheduled to close next Friday

That’s good

So fingers crossed that something insane doesn’t happen between now and then

Right before hurricane season

Don’t jinx it

How much earnest money did they put down?

$5,000

Look I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch but pray for me because if it does go through we are having an absolute creamer and a boys dinne

Of course. I was just curious. I assume anyone buying shit down there understands it could get fucked by hurricanes

Anyone got a plug?

It’s not a celebration without drugs

Not going to schedule nothing until it’s all done

Schedule drugs at least

Hmm

That’s a very reasonable request

Malort and blow for all

https://x.com/oldfriend99/status/1884273602687820044

Reacted with a sticker to “Like affordable cigarettes”

420 but

Nut

Whatever

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/1958249197649662286

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1958299450251596219

If we bomb Mexico would it fuck up the bro trip?

Possibly

Are you in for trip matt?

Cuz there is an ad hoc chat that I just found out about today

That isn’t completely true but yeah we were not definitive

Which is why I am bringing it up here. Just in case

Wrong

At least use the right gif