Friday, May 30, 2025

Shouldn’t you be saving that pto for the party trip to fort st lucie?

Yeah that’ll fucking be in 2026

This shit ain’t going to sell

Is it listed now?

No

Don’t worry, you guys will be the first to know. I want to give you all the first look

A good buying opportunity

Cullen can get his revenge for all the receipt emails by making a bunch of fake offers

Upon further review, I will not be sharing any listing

But I want to make a low ball offer

I’ll take it

Deal

I was gonna aim for just enough for him to break even

Look a year from now I’m be begging for that

Why wait?

So blutos tomorrow?

Love that blutos

12:30?

Bring your bike & your dick

Reacted 🌭 to “12:30?”

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1928424916166042010?s=46

This is going to be one of those moments like the White House correspondents dinner where Obama roasted trump saying that he will never be a presiden

The TACO comment is going to send him into a spiral of immeasurable destruction

Interesting twist

Is it true that soft shits make soft men?

WAATP?

I’ll probably be a little early to Blutos cause I’m trying to catch the morning deal at the weed store on the way

Outfit inspo for today

That’s a fit

Does it come in XXL?

Reacted 🌭 to “Does it come in XXL? ”

Do you have tasteful pube like this dude?

Counts as tasty

Yummy hummus pubes

He hoeny

Should we revise to noon?

Might be too early for bars when we’re done tho

I can’t make noon

Most likely. I’ll aim for as early as possible but that’s probably closer to 12:30

Yummy hummus

Alright I should be able to make 12 work if that’s the move

I can do that

Works for me

Okay cool that’ll work

https://x.com/pardonmymeme/status/1928437982043787499?s=42

The edible is in

I will likely be there around 1230 - picking up car from mechanic

(lie)

Eat shit!!

The real question is which part of that is the lie

Where yall heading after blutos? I’d like to come and get drunk

Is that the steam patio?

Is it fun shirt Friday?

Yes, yes

I’ll be there at 2 if yall still be there?

Bring your azz

You mean my dick?

No

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1928518682814095594?s=46

“Brian has my helmet!”

Please grab that for me

And treat it with love

I have it

Hate it

Thanks evan

We smashed it

Anyone wanna rage tomorrow?

That’s illegal