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Sunday, April 13, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1911146926894137843
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys we have a very important update
  3. Billy will be in town for hoen lunch: Acropolis in 2 weeks
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  4. (The 25th)
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Now I know what to do with that cash I have
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  6. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 😍 to “Billy will be in town for hoen lunch: Acropolis in 2 weeks”
  7. I’ll be out of town 😔
    Evan Bbbender
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Huge disappointment Brian!!!
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    More puss for us
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everyone else, sexy party
  11. Matt avatar
    UFC event about to start and Trump just rolled in. Wild that a sitting president rolls up to this shit
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s supposed to be golfing!!!
  13. Brian Ambuel avatar
    He’s at a sporting event every weekend seemingly
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Weekdays: economic calamity
    Weekends: hell yeah brother
    Matt
  15. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/communemami/status/1910860998388441311
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan BbbenderBilly will be in town for hoen lunch: Acropolis in 2 weeks
    The 2 pound burger is now served party sub style
    Cullen ConwayEvan Bbbender
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They also serve on a stripper Nyotaimori style
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  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sushi girl
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone wanna meet up for 10-15 drinks this afternoon?
    Cullen Conway
  20. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DilettanteryPod/status/1911162437170340275
    Evan Bbbender
  21. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1911505333748457647
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t know what’s happening anymore
  23. And am almost over it
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Almost?
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s just chaos
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    China suspended their rare earths exports. That’s the bigger story right now
  27. It’s also the plot of the latest call of duty game
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  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I long for the days of old when call of duty just had you shooting up airports
  29. Killing hundreds of civilians
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Now you have to wrestle a Chinese commando for a sliver of gallium
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sunny day beer anyone?