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Friday, April 11, 2025

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, when looking for the bag tomorrow, remember it’s a numbers game
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do you think if we get you super wasted earlier in the night your powers would kick in sooner?
    Cullen Conway
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think it’s worth a shot
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like maybe with enough yorsches he could score a bag as we leave kachka?
    Matt
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 😂 to “Like maybe with enough yorsches he could score a bag as we leave kachka?”
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Easy
  7. Heather would love that too
  8. I could jiggle it in her face and be like I’m not coming home early and I’m going to smell like cigs and liquor ☺️
  9. Matt avatar
    Her favorite
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    You could probably jiggle a dumpling in her face with no bag and still have that be true
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But it’s a multiplier
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    A dopamine truffle pig
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ching-a-ling ding my man
  14. Brian Ambuel avatar
    For any money stuff fans out there:
  15. https://x.com/mattzeitlin/status/1910502371475550359?s=46
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Love going to 0
  17. What’s money stuff
  18. Ooo, A pod.
  19. Brian Ambuel avatar
    It was originally a daily newsletter and also now a weekly pod
  20. Newsletter is great, pod is okay
  21. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/EricM_Katz/status/1910436499377840420
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dude
  23. Why are they doing this
  24. Brian AmbuelIt was originally a daily newsletter and also now a weekly pod
    Great pod, cohost is super good. Katie greifeld?
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan BbbenderWhy are they doing this
    Probably some patronage scheme
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t want to subscribe to their patreon!
  27. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1910487989131616619
    Brian Ambuel
  28. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1910690262176747760
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lmao
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matthttps://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1910690262176747760
    https://x.com/maiamindel/status/1910694694134198367?s=46
  31. Every day check market
  32. Market turn red
    2
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/chineseembinus/status/1910720427531329755?s=46
  34. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/BKWelles/status/1910745463436828682
    Brian Ambuel
  35. Matt avatar
    Dan bring the baby and yorsh tonight
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    FINE
    Cullen Conway
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m ready to yorsh now
    2
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    My Tesla comes with free towing, I think I can get drunk and have Elon tow me home
    2
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Have you replaced the Tesla decals yet?
  40. Is it a Honda Accord now
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Where the pre-yorsch at?
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dick shitter
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
  44. Brian Ambuel avatar
    420 get that bag
    Kyle Derrick
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s it, I’m singing freak on a leash tonight
    Cullen Conway
  47. ✍️
  48. Print it
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah