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Monday, March 31, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/bishara/status/1906170695312105743?s=46
  2. Are we great yet
  3. Matt avatar
  4. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/thechosenberg/status/1906482711004364900?s=46
    Evan Bbbender
  5. Mildly interesting is underselling this
  6. Also note: Brian is clocking an A+
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  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah but it’s empty between the parentheses…
  8. What a mystery man
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    What was Doug doing
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  10. Brian Ambuel avatar
    That’s for your imagination to fill in Cullen 😉
  11. Daniel MillerWhat was Doug doing
    That’s like the secret of the universe if you can figure it out
  12. Matt avatar
    https://www.unmc.edu/healthsecurity/transmission/2023/03/14/an-ivermectin-influencer-died-now-his-followers-are-worried-about-their-own-severe-symptoms
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fake news
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That dude loved ivermectin
  15. True Stan
  16. Matt avatar
    He was early on it
  17. OGI
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/da_rizzler419/status/1906483946130469013?s=46
  19. “Thank you”
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So did cullen ever get dosed?
  21. Matt avatar
    Anyone been watching The Pitt? That seems to be the new hot show but I haven’t checked it out yet
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nah I haven’t seen it
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s ok.
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everyone’s executive functions still working after Vegas?
  25. https://x.com/deitaone/status/1906758341780467997?s=46
  26. Every time they talk about tariffs it reminds me of like Elon pumping dogecoin it just has less and less impact each time
  27. Like yeah sure ok great
  28. Matt avatar
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    You definitely get to see catheters in dicks.
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  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Meh I see that all the time
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ground breaking television
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I want degloved genitals or nothing
  34. Matt avatar
    This man was using the wood chopper naked for some reason
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Too soon
  36. Things can be degloved in many different ways, not just wood cutting machines
  37. Matt avatar
    Sorry it was right there
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    74 drinks a week!?!
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/teewatterss/status/1906557931799060620?s=46
    Matt
  40. Matt avatar
    Top 10% seems like a huge number of people that’s a lot of drinking
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Says 24 million
  42. 24 million by 74 is a lot a drinks
  43. Makes me a feel like a teetotaler
  44. Matt avatar
    24 million people putting down 10+ drinks a day would be insane but who knows
  45. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I bet the top 1% are putting up incredible numbers
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  46. Matt avatar
    It says right there they have the data so surely its true you can’t lie on the internet
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
  48. Claim:
    Depardieu stated in an interview with So Film magazine that he can "absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day". 

    Mo
  49. Elite elite
  50. Matt avatar
    https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohols-effects-health/alcohol-topics-z/alcohol-facts-and-statistics/alcohol-use-united-states-age-groups-and-demographic-characteristic
  51. 16.4 million people in the US report ‘Heavy Alcohol Use’ which is defined as 5 or more drinks on any day or 15+ in a week so those instagram numbers are bullshi
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those numbers are from a book
  53. Paying the tab by Phillip cool
  54. Which is from 2007
  55. The source for this figure is “Paying the Tab,” by Phillip J. Coo
  56. So yes some bs
  57. Matt avatar
    I mean its hard to believe that 10% of people who report drinking alcohol drink enough to put themselves in the hospital regularly
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Where are you getting hospitalization?
  59. 74 drinks a week is only like 11 a day
  60. I probably hit that when I’m on vacation
  61. Matt avatar
    High-intensity drinking is defined as consuming alcohol at levels that are
  62. That’s 30/drinks per week
  63. 74…
  64. That’s just being shit housed all the time
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk it’s pretty easy to drink 10+ drinks in a day if you drink all day
  66. Without ever becoming DRUNK
  67. Matt avatar
    But that’s like raging alcoholism
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I mean I don’t know how people could live like that permanently, but that’s of my vibe when I’m on vacation
  69. If you’re a raging drunk 10 drinks won’t even phase you
  70. Matt avatar
    I’m not questioning that I’m questioning 10% of the drinking population being raging alcoholics
  71. Those would be closer to the top 1% numbers than top 10
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is raging alcoholic 74 drinks a week or 30?
  73. If 74, I agree. However, I think 10% hitting 30 a week is reasonable
  74. Matt avatar
    Raging alcoholic is 74 which is what that guy you sent claimed
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Right which we determine was clearly untrue
  76. Matt avatar
    I’ve only been arguing against that guys goofy claims
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah he was using shady methods to get his numbers
  78. All this talk is making me thirsty
  79. Matt avatar
    That niaaa.nih.gov article has some interesting statistics
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Imagine what they would look like for other countries that drink more than the US. Pretty sure the US barely cracks the top 20 for alcohol consumption
  81. Adjusted for population of of course
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The most active this chat gets is when discussing alcoholism
  83. Lesson in there
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Look I rarely hit 74 drinks a week so I’ll consider my drinking moderate
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone hit 74 in Vegas?
  86. Matt avatar
    5 in a day makes you a binge drinker brother
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But binge drinking does not necessarily mean heavy alcohol use overall
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    10 makes me straight
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  89. Matt avatar
    That’s why you cap it at 9
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah don’t want to overdo it
  91. Matt avatar
    They asked Trump if he’s worried that if they let him run for a 3rd term that democrats would run Obama
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Obama vs Trump is the matchup we have all been clamoring for
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    All that alcohol talk is really making this beer hit
  94. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1906826870097682707
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that a 180 for her?