Tuesday, March 25, 2025
56 messages from 7 senders:Evan Bbbender 19Kyle Derrick 16Cullen Conway 10Daniel Miller 7Matt 2Max Lieberman 1Brian Ambuel 1
Petition to rename our communal friendship to “idiot plot”
Evan Bbbender- https://x.com/deitaone/status/1904546476480426024?s=46
- This really really feels like free fucking money
Anyone taking a nice weather day?- Sadly I’m too cucked
- Better do it today, tomorrow is gonna be nasty. Tornado warning for western OR/Wa
- Jfc
Read the terms, it’s in any quarter over the next four years. It’s the equivalent of an accounting trick.
Dan I doubt they’d try to trick us cmon2- Ah yeah they can definitely lie
- Or I guess have a quarter where they spend less
- No, it’s even simpler, most presidents and all of the recent ones have done this, it just mea
- Sorry for fixation, this concept combines three of my favorite things, the debt crisis, prediction markets and projecting my own gambling addiction problems onto Culle3
- Fuck your Cullen
- You
- Me
- Actually, Cullen did you even hit any dank parlays this year?
No I wasn’t very active- But I can change that all this weekend
- Oh big time
Hell yeah dude leave it all on the field in Vegas- I bet once you’re dosed with lsd you will be able to put together some amazing 10 leg parlays
- Netting a cool $100
- No way a 10-legger is only netting $100, idiotDaniel Miller
- It would because you’re a bitch who would bet $1Evan Bbbender2
- Even with that low a bet it would pay out more but yeah
- I imagine it depends on the specific bets that make up the entire parlay
- Well yeah
- But even with all chalk bets 10 gets big
- So in sure there is a way for $1 to bet hundreds of thousands
- Look, I’ll show you in a few days when I lose $72
- Do an experiment, create multiple 10 legs parleys using $1. See what the max and min payouts you can find
- And then place said bets
- And lose $2
- If Cullen only loses $7 the entire weekend, I’ll be so disappointed
- It’s like a Dothraki wedding but for gambling
- It’s considered a dull affair unless Cullen leaves Las Vegas bankrupt2
- Just dose him with a ton of acid
- Then send him to the casino floor
- Yeah that’ll really make him want to gamble
- The intent is he would start gambling before he came up, then while tripping he would start counting cards at the blackjack table
- “Counting cards”
- Aria uses continuous shuffling at any limit below $100
- Takes all the fun out of it
- I’ll definitely put down more than $7 but I guarantee I come nowhere near Mr. miller over here
- Poker on L
- I’m going to lose so much2
- Isn’t that the point of Vegas?
- Vegas has many points
- https://x.com/bugmode/status/1904309227566322080?s=462
- https://x.com/francoisxwolf/status/1904652274447597803
- Assassins creed official account that is hilarious
- https://x.com/NFL/status/1904672457572696546Matt
- Homie bout to feast