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Tuesday, December 31, 2024

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 coke goon
    Kyle Derrick
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any gooners out there want to get something to eat or drink?
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Go to Gumba for the chix parm
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alone??
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you want the parm
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just might
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gut
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m at bunk bar, alone, watching Evan Lowe the championship . Fucking greatest day of the year
    Matt
  9. *lose
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Doesn’t get better than that
  11. Which bunk bar?
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    Central east side
  13. Waiting on some shalom yall
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Told them to take their time with the hummus
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Make sure it’s yummy
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan giving a nice preview of things to come
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alright I lost make the jokes
    4
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
  22. From the champ
  23. gg.
  24. Matt avatar
    A legendary drought basically the Buffalo bills of fantasy
    Brian Ambuel
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah last time in ever doing that shit
  26. Matt avatar
    Until next year
  27. Brian Ambuel avatar
    You going to rage quit?
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No just quit quit
    Brian Ambuel
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    You will not.
  30. Matt avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  31. Daniel Miller avatar
    You still made money.
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I heard you were commish next year
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just let me be a huge bitch I’m grieving
    2
  34. I really wanted to get baker a ring
  35. I let him down
  36. Matt avatar
    Have you considered auto drafting?
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    What about changing your name to suckingham phallus?
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah if I ever reinstall the app again I’ll consider it
  39. Max Lieberman avatar
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan get on the vc I need to YELL
    Daniel Miller
  41. Max Lieberman avatar
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ripped it off twitter, it’s good
  43. Max Lieberman avatar
    Great tip so good
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerWhat about changing your name to suckingham phallus?
    This is also why you’re bad at names THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NFL
  45. BUT YEAH IT ROCKS
  46. Matt avatar
    Evan BbbenderDan get on the vc I need to YELL
    Haven’t you done enough losing for tonight?
  47. Max Lieberman avatar
    *rip
  48. RIP
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who is being the Malort tonight?
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Puerta mallorta
  51. Max Lieberman avatar
    I will be the malort
    Cullen ConwayMatt
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m gonna drink you out of Evan’s butthole
    Cullen Conway
  53. Max Lieberman avatar
    It would be an honor
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Max, you bringing the karaoke rig tonight?
  55. Max Lieberman avatar
    Now I am yeah
    2
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m playing Natalie Imbruglia Torn on repeat
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m fucking your widdle mouf on repeat
    Cullen Conway
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m at the dollar tree at Lloyd center getting plastic plates this place is terrible
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s awful but you should check out the shid stairs while you’re nearby
    Cullen Conway
  60. Matt avatar
    Leave an offering perhaps?
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just might have to
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ll give you $100 if you shid in that stairwell
  63. Proof required
  64. Max Lieberman avatar
    I bought malort
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes!!!
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gross
  68. That means large in Deutsch
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And in French
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Groß
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently the northern lights might be visible tonight from Portland, localized entirely within Evan’s kitchen
    Kyle Derrick
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
  73. Max Lieberman avatar
    When H mart?
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brian, Evan and I are hoping to be there around 3:45
  75. Join us?
  76. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yes
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hell yeah
  78. In that case we are planning to be there at 3
    Max Lieberman
  79. Max Lieberman avatar
    Good conversion
  80. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We are not planning to be there at 3 as far as I’m aware
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brian, I was doing the Max conversion
  82. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Haha whooosh
  83. Max Lieberman avatar
    Easy mistake for a timely man
  84. Max Lieberman avatar
    I have missed my bus
  85. See you boys by the squid balls