Saturday, December 28, 2024

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Still better than Elon

Saw this puppy by Applebees on my walk to the gym

The spork gives good scale

The spork was slightly smaller than I’m used to seeing them

Ah good to know

That turd was at least a foot long

Its smoothness makes me think it isn’t from an opiate user

Yeah it’s a good shit

Like that’s a shit I’d like to take

I thought that was a slug

Go on…

Because opiates causes constipation?

Okay I admit it, it’s my shid