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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 ow daddy my penis
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s really outdone himself for this role
  3. Christian bale is just in tatters
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  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t go Friday but that forecast looks promising. Hoping for more trips next week
  5. Matt avatar
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 🤙🏻 to “I can’t go Friday but that forecast looks promisin…”
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1866608220128809402?s=46
    Cullen Conway
  8. Worth the read. Guy is doing truly unheard things to his penis
  9. Matt avatar
    I’m with Luigi that guy is a vampire
  10. https://x.com/PaulSkallas/status/1866484880562909654
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    + In mid November, I started a second round of shockwave therapy on the penis, completing three sessions however improvements can take up to 12 weeks after the therapy
    Daniel Miller
  12. Why is he shocking his dick?
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dude. That’s what I’m saying
  14. Like should we all be shockin cock?
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It must help increase NTEs?
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Should I be shocking my hog?
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He also mentioned Botox which I assume is also going in his dick?
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Seems like a safe assumption
  19. He injects then shocks
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fill it full of poison then light that piggie up
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Think he cums?
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    Buckets
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d assume Botox in the dick would make it hard to cum, but maybe not if you shock it?
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    He must measure and analyze his loads
  25. No way he doesn’t
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Absolutely
  27. Probably for taste too
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s got a team of andrologists
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m having a hard time at this point distinguishing him from like jackass for the uber wealthy
  30. Hi, I’m Bryan Johnson and this is electro dick shock therapy
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  32. Matt avatar
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else just lay down some sloppy cock(caulk)?
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m actually taking a sexual harassment compliance training at the moment
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can Mexican gashes be sexually harassed?
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    I haven’t gotten to that section yet
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They have a section on extra curricular holes?
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I see it in the preview
  39. Few sections ahead
  40. Max Lieberman avatar
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fuck me in all my nares.
  42. Max Lieberman avatar
    Now that’s some workplace violence I can get behind
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fuck my widdle nares
  44. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Looking tasty for Friday boys
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can drive
    Brian Ambuel
  46. Anyone else feeling hoeny?
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m probably out
  48. But looks like more snow coming so down for next week at some point
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I can’t do Friday but next week would