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Friday, August 30, 2024

  1. Matt avatar
    Any hoenyboys?
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nosotros somos calientes
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hoeny
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think I’m down I actually have work so tbd
  5. Matt avatar
  6. Matt avatar
    We fuxin or what?
    Evan Bbbender
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    …id fux
  8. Matt avatar
    Where we fuxin then?
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Classic laurelhurst lunch?
  10. Matt avatar
    Ya I’m always down for laurelhurst mkt
  11. Looks like the special is a BLT?
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could fux
  13. Matt avatar
    What time?
  14. And no other dick strokers?
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Noon?
  16. Sounds like nobody has a chub
  17. Matt avatar
    Hell yeah brother
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh I’m stroking
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well matt fear not because I’ll hoen with you
  20. I’ll take the bike to see how the hand feels
  21. Good tear
  22. Test
  23. Matt avatar
    I’m cycling
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah SO
  25. Matt avatar
    Still being hungry post hoen is like still being hoeny post nut
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah dude the BLTs are simply too small
  27. Matt avatar
    I think my body is just used to consuming more calories via alcohol on a hoen and is confused
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Drink more
  29. Matt avatar
    Getting drunk by myself and then parenting sounds sad
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s the only way to fly
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you get drunk enough you won’t have to parent
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let alcohol take control
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And CPS
  34. Matt avatar
    420 cums
    Cullen Conway
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big get bro
  36. Keeping kyle from the 200 club