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Thursday, August 22, 2024

  1. Matt avatar
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Great now I’m horn
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
  4. Matt avatar
    We thinking it’s good to pull the trigger on those flights?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I will know tomorrow by noon
  6. Need to talk to my slave driver
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/grayhaem/status/1826289731216286108?s=46
  8. Matt avatar
    We saw alien Romulus last night
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I liked it a lot
  10. Despite some of the nonsense
  11. It checked a lot of nostalgia boxes for me and that’s generally good enough
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I think it was a good addition to the franchise
  13. Far from perfect but generally felt positive about it
  14. Matt avatar
    Ya they could have done way worse
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I liked it much more than Prometheus/covenant
  16. Some of the plot elements made no sense and were silly but it more than made up for it in practical effects and set construction
  17. Matt avatar
    Disagree on liking it more than Prometheus/covenant
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think I liked Prometheus more and covenant less
  19. Combined they made for a nice origin story of the xenomorphs
  20. Matt avatar
    The people are finally ready for another AVP installment
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol. Now those movies sucked. Such a good idea yet totally awful
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just think the origin stories are unnecessary and actually detract from it
  23. Like it’s an alien that’s sufficient
  24. You don’t need engineers and all that bullshit
  25. Matt avatar
    I don’t know I like the continuity they have managed
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Me desperté cachonda por México
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Me desperté cachonda por ti!
    Cullen Conway
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re good to go
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hoenidad
  30. Should we pick a house or book flights first?
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Flights
  32. I mean whatever lol I just figure flights are the more obvious thing
  33. Houses take more discussion and flights straightforward
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, def flights
  35. Matt avatar
    Alright pulling the trigger on flights then
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    It is a lot more convenient if we all take the same one, are you doing that delta one that leaves at 6am and flies through Seattle
  37. Matt avatar
    Yes
  38. Brian Ambuel avatar
    What about return leg?
  39. Matt avatar
    I’ll pull it up and let you guys know in a min
    2
  40. But the ones we discussed the other day
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    The 6am one goes through LAX
  42. It was the 7am that went through Seattle
    Daniel Miller
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought we was doing the 7am one lol
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think we agreed on 6, loser
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But idc yall pick and I’ll fux
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    The 7 was basically booked up
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah
  48. Ariba
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just took Friday-Tuesday off
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    There is a 7:50 on united through SFO as well.
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice hangover buffer day
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    You’re going to drink on the trip
  53. ?
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brian agreed to split a Modelo with me over the course of the three days
  56. Matt avatar
    Prices went up what a bunch of bs!
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Need a detox day
  58. What
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah we could use some help
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt you have that flight # ?
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
  63. I was looking at these
  64. Matt avatar
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, any reason we don’t want this one ?
  66. Matt avatar
    Oh I have the wrong return date
    Cullen Conway
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s why the price jumped I think
  68. Matt avatar
    Yeah price is the same as yesterday when I changed it back we good
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
  70. Dan fly delta with us
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok
    Cullen Conway
  72. Matt avatar
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    Unclear why you want to wake up that much earlier but no problem
  74. Booking
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll be awake with excitement
  76. Matt avatar
    Because we are delta daddies
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    And then we will be in earlier eating street meat
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Verdad
  79. Okay so we good with the ones matt listed?
    Daniel Miller
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol I think it’s funny dan doesn’t wanna do early when he’s up at 5 am regardless
  81. I’m good w those
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah let’s fuck
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Booked
  84. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Booked
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Booked
  86. Matt avatar
    Booked
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gooning
    Cullen Conway
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well done boys
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn I was afk hope yall don’t make the price jump
  90. Matt avatar
    It made my dick jump
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    Mine too
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I bought all the seats so there are none left
    2
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Care to sell me one?
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    Those planes might be kinda rowdy lol
  96. Just like 8 of us spread across the plane yelling and cumming
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Constantly gooning in the lavatories
    Cullen Conway
  98. It was pretty empty for only being 1.5 months out
  99. Hopefully it stays that way
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who wants me to sit by them
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nobody? Fine. I’ll be in random aisle seats gooning like a madlad
  102. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Delta was very explicit that my fare did not include seat selection
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I paid $60 more to sit in aisles
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I went comfort+
  105. Daniel Miller avatar
    Me too+
  106. Cullen Conway avatar
    I also went comfort plus
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It was only like $80 for all the flights
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m in the exit rows boys
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Same
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fancy lads!!!
  111. I’ll be in steerage with the lower middle class
  112. Where I belong
  113. Matt avatar
    I’m in Cullen’s row by the window if someone wants to sit in the middle and jerk us both off
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That does seem like a missed opportunity if it’s only $20 more than I paid to do comfort +
  115. Maybe I’ll upgrade idk
  116. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yes I wish I would have known my boys were all going to be flying in comfort
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    They make you pay $60 for an aisle in steerage but in comfort+ you can choose any seat for $80, what a scam
  119. Cullen Conway avatar
    One benefit of flying to Atlanta every week is medallion status so Comfort is free and they allow in seat gooning
  120. Daniel Miller avatar
    Man, I’m stoked.
  121. We’re gonna need a bigger hoen.
    Cullen Conway
  122. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Whose got the bag?
  123. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unrelated: super deluxe has a burger week burger
  124. Matt avatar
    Did you fux?
  125. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No haven’t had any. I’m just perusing the map
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Speaking of which
  127. Burger week hoen tomorrow?
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
  129. Max Lieberman avatar
    No Hoen for me but Saturday there’s a multi venue metal/punk fest on Hawthorne between like 40th-50th that I will be attending if anyone wants to fux about during the da
  130. Will also be burgerin’
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm that could be fun
  132. Max Lieberman avatar
    Like 15 bucks I think
  133. All day I heard
  134. Only heard via word of mouth but apparently will be pretty big. Idk what it’s called
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I remember seeing playbills for it last year
  136. Oh this the Hawthorne street fair
  137. Or they happen to be on the same day?
  138. Max Lieberman avatar
    https://www.volumebomb.com/
  139. Found it
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That sounds pretty dope
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those bands must all be pretty small. I’ve never heard of any of them
  142. But I’m intrigued
  143. Max Lieberman avatar
    Me too - bounce around 5 bars depending on band sounds sweet
  144. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t forget the most important part: drug and alcohol abuse
  145. Max Lieberman avatar
    How could I forget! 🤭🤭🤭
  146. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Narrator: he didn’t forget
    Max Lieberman
  147. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/notcapnamerica/status/1826681820718731443?s=46
  148. Cullen Conway avatar
  149. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not today!
  150. Cullen Conway avatar
    Monster Jam, The Killers with Franz Ferdinand, and Pig Destroyer are all in Mexico City on 10/5
  151. We’re about to feast
  152. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol listen to some pig destroyer, cullen. It will offend your bottom sensibilities
    Matt
  153. Frankly it offends mine
  154. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not if balanced out with the dulcet tone of Franz Ferdinand
  155. Matt avatar
    Monster jam like monster trucks?
  156. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah lol
  157. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No the Broadway hentai
  158. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was just going down a list of events and those were up top
  159. Matt avatar
    I thought that might be the name of an event featuring the killers and franz Ferdinand or some shit haha
  160. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would go to an event that feature those three bands just to see the utter horror/disgust when pig destroyer played
  161. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What a fucking weird arrangement of artists
  162. Matt avatar
    Yeah killers and Franz Ferdinand together is plausible not so sure about pig destroyer
  163. Queen B at the DNC tonight?
  164. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m perusing these burger week burgs and now I’m all torqued up
  165. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sure it isn’t Taylor Swift, Matt?
  166. Matt avatar
    Yea DNC can’t afford all that
  167. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Her plane flew back to America yesterday though matt!
  168. Matt avatar
    She just felt like doing some pollution
  169. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/tupacdurex/status/568116095506190337
  170. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We should have just chartered a private plane to cdmx
    Daniel Miller
  171. Matt avatar
    Ya can’t we just borrow heathers dad’s plane?
    Kyle Derrick
  172. The brolita express
  173. Brolito?
    Daniel Miller
  174. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kyle DerrickWe should have just chartered a private plane to cdmx
    I ashamed to admit that I did look into this, a bit over budget 😐
    Matt
  175. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What do you mean? I’d would only be like 10x as much as we are paying now
  176. Completely reasonable
  177. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, but no layover!
  178. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If we had a private plane we would all be housed by the time it landed
  179. Evan Bbbender avatar
    House Plane
  180. House Plane of the 1%
  181. Matt avatar
    That might happen on a delta flight too brother
  182. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And the interior would be painted with cum
  183. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ooo Missed a spot!