Friday, July 26, 2024

How the fuck did you do that

Bro

Worst wound of my life

wtf did you do

Tried to climb a metal fence

Ripped my hand completely open

Oooo that’s a good one

We good tho

Nice start to the trip

Super chill

Try again tomorrow night drunker

You might make it

It’s always a good day to get a tetanus shot

Tetanus was 4 years ago I’m good

Here’s my blood

Drink it

How’s Billy

What the fuck?

You’ve literally been there for like 24 hours

Send that photo to Delta and be like if you hadn’t fucked with my shit this wouldn’t have happened and then ramble about the butterfly effect

Don’t worry, I’ll spit on it once o get there

It’s chill I lived

Need a bigger fence next time

They do that shit for free at least?

$50

Can we get a cog pic with your gauze hand?

Literally the best healthcare experience of my life

They stitched my fucking muscles

IN MY HAND

Did they give you some drugs?

Are you drunk? Were they able to anesthetize you?

I’m annihilated

My French is so good though

Billy and my cousin got kebabs and went home

I bet they think you just fell off the croissant truck

With your immaculate French

Would be insane if I did it to my other hand on the walk home for the culture

Still need to get to the other side of that fence I imagine

Your cousin should be very concerned that it’s his turn to get injured

He’s absolutely fucked

What time is there? It’s like 5am?

https://x.com/ImSkyKid/status/1816832772918362511

He’s probably been sleeping for the past 15 hours after that

Nah he’s prolly drinking and cogging and giving herself the pep talk he needs to go take on that fence and win

Can’t just roll over to that Belgian fence

Mr Bender tear down that wall!

No I’m just chilling now watching the Olympic opening ceremony

But I did sleep for like 12 hours

I just watched the Gojira clip from the opening ceremony that was pretty sick

How does the hand feel today?

Very tight, I can’t move it

But it’ll be fine in time I reckon

Get some more smoke in it

Ancient medicine