Wednesday, July 24, 2024

https://x.com/jacobfuknjones/status/1815972364129022236?s=46

https://x.com/broskiFGC/status/1760790166661112127

Guys I’m flying the friendly skies

And my ravioli was piping hot

https://x.com/canteverdie/status/1816178098104328703?s=46

https://x.com/yzy_is_who/status/1816177350486417478

This is a great list of people to block tbh

I was expecting this to show up as a sticker

Same energy as when bilbo lustily reaches for the one ring in the shire

Oh god wait

That’s in rivendell

God save me

GOD

DAMNIT

IM SO STUPID

STUPID

STUPID

Also not sure if lustily is the best word

But that’s splitting hairs

Will you accept rapaciously

That’s apt

God this is so good the Simpson really remains undefeated

https://youtu.be/b-zNv-oLfno?si=906l_IO4PYxGTYay

Guys international first class fucking rules

Tight tight

I’m drinking champagne, I got free slippers. My chair turns into a bed

It turns INTO A BED

Evan may I remind you that you hate when people text you vacation content when they are vacationing and you’re not

Just got that cullen I’m going to make the stewardess give me some liquor

No I just hate it when you go snowboarding while actively refusing to go with me all season

Ok how about this, big guy

Get some fucking snow from the stewardess

Only after 1 am

And rail a line in your “bed”

Was the international first class worth the 2 lost days?

Probably not but I’m here now!

I got some S tier gooning in on those 2 lost days as well

What about goooning on the plane?

Only after takeoff

Not while all the plebs were boarding?

Just forcing them to watch as they walk past? Alas no