Friday, May 17, 2024

Old dude at the dog park wearing a Howard dean shirt

Very legendary

Byahhh

Old dude at the gas station with the pump up has ass jorking his peanits

https://x.com/byusupersoaker/status/1791181182912037003?s=46

✍️📝

Where and when horn

I’m in

Love 2 hoen

Any suggestions guys?

Just throwing it out there but Honey Butter Country Fare is corn dogs and I’ve had that shit on my mind since the moto show

The man wants a DAWG

Mississippi food carts? Kayos?

Open to whatever though

Yeah I’m also down for whatevs

Down for whatever as well

Love food carts love Kayos

Love 2 cum

I too am down for whatever

What if, just to make cullen and dan drive extra far we get smash burgers at Belmont station

Also papi chulos

Though Mississippi food cartd sound fun too or corn doggies

I don’t want papi, open yo Belmont if that’s what the boys want. Mississippi food carts has smash burgers and Prost beers tho to

Prost beers fun but also love me Belmont station beers. Either is cool to me

I’d prefer Mississippi

I’m down for Mississippi haven’t had it in a long time

I hear they recently added more hops

You could fuck that sushi burrito cart - it’s p dank

Maybe throw some brisket into it

That sounds insane

But I have wanted to try to the sushi burrito cart

They also have ramen I think lol

I hear they recently added more hops

I could try, noon might be better

Noon’s good

Noon it is

Brian you want a ride?

Yeee

I’m gonna pound my gravussy over there

Pound this fucko 🖕🏻

Kyle come fuck some mouf

No

This sounds like a getting drunk challenge

And I think we might be up to the task

Find out more

I love an eating and drinking challenge

Schnitzel, boot, schnitzel, boot

Would

Sadly the challenge refers to brewers making a Pilsner

Not drinking and eating for customers

Cowards

Bad challenge

At least that is what it was in previous years

Perhaps they have seen the error of their ways

https://x.com/cryst6l/status/1791307443303002116?s=46

Me, every Friday

Might quit my job to focus on Steam

I’m biking down now for an mmmm

Steamy

Big if true

I’m on the patio

I’m Jorkin my peanits

If the cum doesn’t fit you must acquit

Cum is a liquid and therefore forms shape of any vessel

(the cum will fit)

TSA verified that for me when I was flying recently

Are you obligated to cum if you are packing more than 6oz in your balls?

Bro

Yes

Bro those balls are on FIRE

my buddy in France used to say

Il faut vider les couilles

And it’s true

One must empty the balls

That’s on my family crest

So cool

Y’all still drinking?

I’ve cured my migraine with drugs and alcohol and need to bend

No

Well, last I saw Evan and Brian were at Prost

Like 20 minutes ago

But I think they were leaving

Aye

I’m drunk

Drink more?

Might

I’ll meet you somewhere

I think I might chill

That’s chill. I go regardless

420 ball drain

Slurp it

Cummy tits