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Thursday, April 25, 2024

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Stevenson weather ain’t looking great either
  2. Matt avatar
    How do I goon to this?
  3. It look rainy?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not super but not def not a nice day
  5. It may be a muddy mess depending on how much rain we get leading up to Saturday
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/monicalewinsky/status/1783299229110473017?s=46
  7. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1783329105984831793
  8. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1783338637020778828
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    Amazing
  10. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1783491834649460932
  11. It rules how everything in this country is dog shit
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah this one is crazy to me like you don’t need to open that box please don’t open that box
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    What’s in the box
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pain
  15. Matt avatar
    Gwyneth Paltrows head
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/joepostingg/status/1783159204691198013?s=46
  17. You say everything in this country is dogshit? Well, buddy, give this a gander and change your tune
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, did he go free?
  19. Ahh, no he’s still in prison and will be for long time
  20. Matt avatar
    Is he not going free? I can’t read the article it’s paywalled
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/drunkyotes/status/1783482387445248317?s=46
    Cullen Conway
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    MattIs he not going free? I can’t read the article it’s paywalled
    He’s not going free, it’s a click baity headline. It’s just some legal error. He’s in prison, serving a 16 year sentence for other rapes and they are going to retry this one.

    Resume greatest country of all tim
  23. Matt avatar
    Still a shit hole country
    Daniel Miller
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
  25. Matt avatar
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Unrelated but sorta
  27. Idc if it’s fake or not I love it
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The kinky leash
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its got this harpooned whale vibe to it
  31. Like they caught him and are going to turn him into lamp oil now
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think he’s hiding illegal immigrants in there
  33. Imagine the scandal!
  34. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ginfantasy/status/1783517899157635467
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Look my steam rating has gone up dramatically once I got my tushy
    Matt
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tbh king that hike is probably off the table for this weekend
  37. Matt avatar
    You think it will be too rainy everywhere to find a hike?
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe way east in the gorge
  39. Like hood river or further
  40. I’ve done a couple mud hikes and wasn’t great
  41. Matt avatar
    We can look that way I’m open to whatever. Looking for some elevation gain
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    For sure. I think the wetness doesn’t necessarily play well with elevation gain though
  43. We can always aim for next weekend as well
  44. Matt avatar
    Know anyone who wants to replace Cullen since he decided not to back out until shit was already booked?
  45. Yea we are certainly looking to do a bit in the next month to feel ready
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No but he should still have to pay
  47. As a strong means of dissuading future treachery
    Matt
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was pretty clear that I didn’t commit guys
  49. I said I’m likely out before the permits were bought
  50. Matt avatar
    Not before the airbnb was booked though!
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    I never agreed to the airbnb or the permit, was very clear I was likely unable to make it
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Double the fee for being a coward
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hear, hear!
  55. Matt avatar
    Cullen while I’m booking airbnbs
    2
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Throw the book at him!
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Triple the fee!
  58. Not only a coward but a cowardly LIAR!!!
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is there a worse type of person?
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can you resend the booked house that cullen has to pay for?
  61. Matt avatar
    https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/34173362?source_impression_id=p3_1714069794_zhue2ZTkMWIx5m%2BD
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I was hoping to make it, still bummed I can’t. I assume me being one person didn’t affect the airbnb selection. Enjoy your planning and your trip.
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    There are some hikes past hood river but I don’t think I want a 1.5 hour drive this weekend considering my other plans Saturda
  64. lol that house sleeps 16
  65. Matt avatar
    Yeah there are like 3 places total to rent in cougar
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can we cancel and get a smaller place since numbers have dropped since booking?
  67. Matt avatar
    No unfortunately it’s too late for that
  68. One place sleeps 5 the other sleeps 6 and this place sleeps 12
  69. The other places also only have 1 bathroom for 7 people
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aye
  71. Damn that place is cullen heaven.
  72. Ever single type of parlor game
  73. Matt avatar
    Also taxidermy!
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No wonder he lied. He probably lied to himself too
  75. Matt avatar
    Looks like a huge fire pit outside too
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’m gonna take shrooms there for sure
  77. This really sells it
  78. Matt avatar
    Think of all of the trash we can generate!
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    None! We’re gonna burn it all
  80. Matt avatar
    Anything we don’t burn I’m throwing into the crater on st helens
  81. Inversion chair?
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s too bad for cullen because I’m going to bring a lot of cocaine
    Matt
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can we rail lines on top of the mountain?
  84. Matt avatar
    Absolutely
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What about while ascending?
  86. Matt avatar
    Would probably help
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Descending?
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good for the heart
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can’t be any worse than doing it when you’re wasted
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle get a cog photo at the summit
    Evan Bbbender
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shut up, bitch!
    Matt
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    Alright l8r bros
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I will get some with taxidermy
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And the painting of a woman’s leg with a large muff
  96. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Noshu4me/status/1783543657989087600
  97. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464595378990747650
    Evan Bbbender
  98. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Baby squirrel szn