Monday, April 8, 2024

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That me today

Welcome to the twilight zone daddy

Cake and candles, Cullen

Merry birthday bro

Creampies and gloryholes, Lyle

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Matt, how was your second goon2 experience?

Still hoen the 2nd time

Did you have any big yawn cums?

I joined Matt and was very hoen

Did you yawn cum?

I did not

And if matt did it was discrete

Wheres the totality at bros

Rather cloudy over here

The only eclipse I’m experiencing is a total eclipse of the hoen

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Evan 👆

Trying to cover that up with Disco Stu, eh?

I am

Is it happening now?

I’m shidding

Cullen, you getting a birthday eclipse bj right now?

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Nic Cage’s tomb in the most famous cemetery in NOLA

Not sure why I thought of this at this juncture, but wanted to share with y’all

That’s a dank pyramid

That’s where he sleeps?

When he films as a vampire yes

Method just like DDL

He’s not sure if he wants to be interred there or at the Coppola family crypt in California

He has two good options

Free into the sun

More people need to go that way

I didn’t know nic cage was a Coppola

But apparently you did?

That’s on you

Well I wondered why he has an option to be in the Coppola family crypt. I assumed he just paid for a spot

But it turns out he is a nepo actor

A lot of them are kyle

The ones that don’t go through the Disney feeder farm that is

But nic cage is a real one

He keeps producing too

Never phones it in

Ed Norton is also on that tree

Damn I didn’t know that one

I am now in total darkness

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1777370024950268016

As somewhat of a hater myself I hope I can someday reach levels of animosity towards someone as Jose Canseco feels towards ARod

I thought he meant Netanyahu

No he def means A-Rod

I was jk

Rent free living

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Immunized to solar eclipse

Fittingly, ray bans will not prevent eye damage by looking at the sun

Yea he doesn’t need those fauci glasses

Total eclipse of my cum

Isn’t this one of those plugs that popped off? No window here. Pray for me fam

Give it a jiggle

Not going to lean against it

🙏🏻

420 jah