Sunday, February 25, 2024

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Me when I hang out with my homies in 2 years

I doubt you will be Shaq in 2 years

Guys

Fogo de chao

Fucking sucks

https://x.com/gavinmchughh/status/1761617027721314419?s=46

Me when cullen finally can’t control it anymore

Can I bet on myself hitting rock bottom?

You’d have to go through a friend but yes

We could game this out

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1761803527234470174?s=46

Daily Elon is 🔥 today

Anyone want to cleanse their bowels?

You gotta drink all that?

Yes 64oz tonight 64oz in the morning it is going to suck

And that’s probably all you’re allowed to have?

Yeah other than sports drinks jello and fruit pops

Dude your bowels are gonna be so fucking clean

Poop party starts at 6

On Twitch?

I wonder if that’s against TOS

Let people listen to me unload

What happens if you eat a bunch of cheeseburgers instead of saying?

Fasting

Well I have to tell them that I can see the bottom of the toilet bowl when I poop in the morning. Don’t think they will be happy if I lie about that

What are they gonna do, NOT shove a camera up your ass?

Get pictures of poop instead I guess