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Thursday, February 22, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/morganisawizard/status/1760427579834593368?s=46
  2. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/danghentschel/status/1760482170270085231
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
  4. Woke mind virus!!!
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The end times!?!?!?!?
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Also in the news
  7. https://x.com/heartereum/status/1760684911164563592?s=46
    Kyle Derrick
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys we gotta dune
  9. Matt avatar
    Wen dune
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    I want dune
  11. Should we get opening night tix
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    I want dune
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want dune
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    I will be out of town opening weekend tho, so I assume I’ll miss this
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    I saw the last one three times I’ll support you with my sloppy seconds
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hell yeah
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You saw it theee times in theater?
    Daniel Miller
  18. I haven’t even seen it three times total…
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    People just kept inviting me and I kept going
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When I saw the first dune alysa and I went to Lloyd center and they were sold out of alcoholic beverages so had to get a 24 oz twisted te
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now they’re sold out of sandworm fuckmouths
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly I don’t think we have any amc theatre around here
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bring your own fuckmouf
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/zachsilberberg/status/1760399480128463254?s=46
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone wanna get a sammy or two for sandwich week tomorrow for lunch
    Daniel Miller
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I had 4 on Monday
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I had 1 of those 4
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The lardo one was dank
  30. The gigantic one was gnarly
  31. Steeplejack and laurelhurst were fine
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I want the lardo one
  33. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/WeedMubarak/status/1760731659211788631
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    King move
  35. Actually
  36. More like a Greek mythology move
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    That shit hurts so fucking much
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I cannot even fathom that.
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Was a common prank on the high school baseball bus
  40. Sneaking it into the jock strap
  41. I couldn’t take the field one game it hurt so much but my coach made me
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How does one sneak a balm into another man’s jock strap?
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    The better question is how does one, me, not notice it there
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    This conversation, its making me horny as hell
    Cullen Conway
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys I got a bonus and a raise
  46. But still don’t know if I’m going to get laid off
  47. Matt avatar
    Congrats
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    That seems like moving in the opposite direction of being laid off, homie
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They still might get rid of me but I’ll get a few paychecks with more money!
  50. It’s different groups that decide these things apparently
  51. Matt avatar
    Did you tell them you would like to forgo the money in exchange for a bigger discount for your friends?
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Actually, yes
  53. Matt avatar
    What a bro
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I told them exactly that
  55. Bro code
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/skanks17/status/1760739204068462879?s=46
    Cullen Conway
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/kcsportsnetwork/status/1760758378798645652?s=46
  58. Matt avatar
    Watch your drinks
    Evan Bbbender
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And your holes
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wash*
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who has the widdlest mouf?
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Widdo-est
  63. Matt avatar
    Anyone else gettin they b-holes blown out Monday? Just scheduled a colonoscopy AMA
    2
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro that’s a savage birthday present to get yourself
    Matt
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The joys of the big 4-0
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you gonna keep calling it your birthday hole at that appointment?
  67. Matt avatar
    I’m going to have the doctor blow a candle out in it for me
    Evan Bbbender
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    *farts*