Thursday, February 22, 2024

https://x.com/morganisawizard/status/1760427579834593368?s=46

https://twitter.com/danghentschel/status/1760482170270085231

Woke mind virus!!!

The end times!?!?!?!?

Also in the news

https://x.com/heartereum/status/1760684911164563592?s=46

Guys we gotta dune

Wen dune

I want dune

I want dune

I will be out of town opening weekend tho, so I assume I’ll miss this

Hell yeah

You saw it theee times in theater?

I haven’t even seen it three times total…

When I saw the first dune alysa and I went to Lloyd center and they were sold out of alcoholic beverages so had to get a 24 oz twisted te

Now they’re sold out of sandworm fuckmouths

Sadly I don’t think we have any amc theatre around here

https://x.com/zachsilberberg/status/1760399480128463254?s=46

Anyone wanna get a sammy or two for sandwich week tomorrow for lunch

I had 4 on Monday

I had 1 of those 4

The lardo one was dank

The gigantic one was gnarly

Steeplejack and laurelhurst were fine

Yeah I want the lardo one

https://twitter.com/WeedMubarak/status/1760731659211788631

King move

Actually

More like a Greek mythology move

That shit hurts so fucking much

Yeah I cannot even fathom that.

Was a common prank on the high school baseball bus

Sneaking it into the jock strap

I couldn’t take the field one game it hurt so much but my coach made me

How does one sneak a balm into another man’s jock strap?

The better question is how does one, me, not notice it there

Guys I got a bonus and a raise

But still don’t know if I’m going to get laid off

Congrats

That seems like moving in the opposite direction of being laid off, homie

They still might get rid of me but I’ll get a few paychecks with more money!

It’s different groups that decide these things apparently

Did you tell them you would like to forgo the money in exchange for a bigger discount for your friends?

Actually, yes

What a bro

I told them exactly that

Bro code

https://x.com/skanks17/status/1760739204068462879?s=46

https://x.com/kcsportsnetwork/status/1760758378798645652?s=46

Watch your drinks

And your holes

Wash*

Who has the widdlest mouf?

Widdo-est

Anyone else gettin they b-holes blown out Monday? Just scheduled a colonoscopy AMA

Bro that’s a savage birthday present to get yourself

The joys of the big 4-0

Are you gonna keep calling it your birthday hole at that appointment?

I’m going to have the doctor blow a candle out in it for me

*farts*