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Thursday, February 8, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420cum
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This feels like a dan miller event
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d like to attend.
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Attend my dick
  5. Matt avatar
    Do it attend his dick
    Evan Bbbender2
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/business-cards-with-free-samples-of-cocaine-lead-to-charges
  7. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/DeMickyD/status/1755367430824640573
    Evan Bbbender
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    I had a dream last night that I built a bangin SB parlay
    Evan Bbbender
  9. Must be a sign that I should start building
  10. Matt avatar
    Sounds more like a premonition
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Agree
  12. But it was slightly off because the person with the highest odds of scoring first was Keke Coutee
    Evan Bbbender
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That also counts as gentleman’s smbirion
  14. Ambition
  15. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/tsunami_mami420/status/1755270176273240082
    Evan Bbbender
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hate that I can relate to this
  17. Matt avatar
    It speaks to me too
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I usually just wank
  19. Unrelated to the above
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Honestly though, how do you get so bored that working is more entertaining than the plethora of other options you have at your disposal?
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk it happens bruh
  22. Usually when I’m physically at work though
  23. I’m like this place sucks I need to occupy my mind
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s fair
  25. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1755647020445077657
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking awful
  28. Good Sam and Caroline stickers though
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Speaking of, I just got mine Celsius
  30. Which also fucked a lot of people, albeit on a smaller scale
  31. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, we get the money back?
  32. Matt avatar
    Some maybe?
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Mine was all in cash
  34. Hmm
  35. Now I have to google FTX, something I do not enjoy
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I imagine you will get some of that back but with a haircut
  37. Maybe paid in crypto?
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, that seems unlikely.
  39. The paid in crypto part
  40. Talk about the most entertaining outcome being the most likely, SBF in jail, everyone gets their money back.
  41. What a world
  42. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Wasnt the whole issue that they were short like 7 billion? How could they possibly pay everyone back?
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Apparently, they were short after all, but they were just bad at keeping records .?
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Weren’t short?
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    *weren’t
  46. Yeah, that
  47. Like not by nearly as much as was believed.
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They also had a massive investment in anthropic
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    And the bankruptcy courts are able to pay creditors over equity holders, so they do things like sell other investments he made like in anthropic
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is printing and helping with the debts
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah
  52. Its does kind’ve raise the question, why is he in jail?
  53. Like did he go to jail for life for just being really bad at his job?
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wasn’t mishandling the money still fraud or illegal?
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sure, but the jury rules based off the facts and one of the critical ones was that he lost everyones money, but maybe that wasn’t tru
  56. World is probably better with him locked away in any car
  57. *case
  58. Matt avatar
    Removing him from society is the altruistic thing to do IMO
    Brian AmbuelDaniel Miller
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone else’s Xfinity WiFi crash?
  60. Mine did as the same time as a colleague in Baltimore
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I haven’t had any issues today
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guess it’s just a North Portland, West Baltimore issue
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
  64. Attachment
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Holy shit is that chef Geoffrey Zakarian!!!????
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
  67. That’s chef Geoff baby
  68. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Late to this but I’m down for a Billy evening tomorrow. Any combination of dinner, drinks, putt putt, etc. work for me
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dank
  70. What about snowboarding?
  71. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Week didn’t shake out favorably on that front
  72. Downgraded to out
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shame
  74. But lovely for Friday evening
  75. Not sure what we’ll do if anything but would be nice to hang